Roll Reversal

Lets all say what we really want to. This thread is dedicated to taking out your frustrations on other NFC North teams by giving your basic fan of an opposing team.
For example-

"Hey, it's me, a Bear fan. We're so blue collar in our approach to football and that's why I love the Bears. That's why we never get any respect in the football world, because we're so blue collar. Defense defense defense. Defense wins championships. Look at us, we're so much more manly since we play outside in our stadium. Hey, remember 1985? 1985 1985 1985 1985 1985 1985 1985 1985 1985 1985 1985 1985 1985 1985 1985 1985 1985 1985 1985"

Hey, it's me Vikefan. Everybody hates us because we get all the ladies.
Who needs a SB trophy when you can have a lap dance?

Who wants a pro bowl QB when you can have a second round draft choice?
Wheeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know it's supposed to be role reversal, but lately I've been pretty frustrated!

lol well I can only think of a packer one so here it is:

"Well tightwad Ted is doing a fine *** job of spending that 30 million. So far I think he has had a hair cut, a cup of coffee, a couple of new suits, and a shoe shine. At this rate, he'll spend that full 30 million before he gets fired! Or maybe tightwad plans to go take a dump in Harlan's hamper, and wipe up with the money he hasn't spent."

Hey, I'm a Packer fan. I love me some Old milwaukee's best light. Everybody tells me my mullet's the best in town. Do you gots any Skoal you can spare. I just got done makin my single wide into a double wide so i can fit all my offspring in there. I run me over a squirrel on the way home. Ma's goona fix it fer dinner tonight. I wear cheese on my head but I don't know why. Brett is the closest thing to god. He rules. i hate people from Illinois even though they help our economy. We call them FIB's. Aint we clever!

Go Packers! And lets go huntin! YEEE HAW!!

Yo!Yo!Yo! I'm a Lion fan
And I aint lyin
We used to have Motown
No were stuck with Eminem
We go to the games with paperbags on our heads
I wish Matt Millen was dead
Were goona draft another reciever in this years draft
If you don't like that you can kiss my ***

Ay dere.Ya Im a Viking fan dat reminds me one time i was ice fishin over dere on Moose lake listenin to the Vikings on my radio when a big moose came chargin at my ice shanty ya see. i run away screamin and it knocked my ice shanty over Ya dat happend two years ago I Believe. Ay what Place ya thinkin the Vikings will finish dis year. Ya. Ay.

I'll Even make fun of my fellow Bear fans.

Da Bears are goona go 16-0 this year. Rex Grossman is da next Joe Montana. Next time Da Bears play the pathetic Packers I believe the score will be one hundred twenty tree to zip.Da Bears! We still get no respect. We can't seem to win a playoff game but we still deserve respect cause Grossman had a couple good trows last season. Da Bears! Are beloved Bears are da best franchise in sports history. Da Bears!!

What a fun thread to read so early in the morning. Thanks to all of you for making my day.

Hey Todd!!!! At least your an "equal opportunity hater!!!" LOLOL!!! :lol:

Hey.....I'm a LIONS fan! Don't make fun of us......we won an NFL title........course, it was long before I was born, but we DID! Now we got us a REAL quarterback in Cade McCown! And Matt Millen, he's just getting warmed up! His picks are gonna take us to the promised land baby!!!
And the Fords? Hey, they are gonna open up those deep pockets, and BUY us a Super Bowl win this year! You just wait and SEE!!!

I'm a VIKINGS fan ya dere hey!!! When dey won dat one game last year, i put on my Randall Cunningham jersey (hey, it was just like NEW) so's i could show my sapport for da Vikes! I put dat jersey on everytime dey win a game! (Dat's why it looks so NEW!) Enna ways..........dis seeson, you just wait, they Vikes gonna go to da Super Bowl fur SHURE! Da new quarterback dey get will be da answer! (Whoever dat is!!!) If we keep gettin' Packer players, we have a REEL chance at gettin' to da big game!!! An MAYBE we might WIN one!!!

Ima fan of da Bears!
I drive upta wi SCON son every chance i get! I'd stay in ILLa NOISE, but hey, why wood i do dat? Now.....football......who can ferget da 1985 Bears? Wuz dey great, or whut? Member Ditka, Singletary, an Sweetness??? Man.....does were da days!!! Onena deese days we are gonna put it all tagether and make anudder super bowl shuffle! Dat Grossman is sumthin else! He's anudder Mike Tomczak!!!

Now........to be "politically correct" i have to pick on my own team.......here goes......
Ima PACKER fan! My Dad was a Packer fan, my Grandpa was a Packer fan.........you get the idea! I tink Bart.......I mean BRETT will take da Packers to da Super Bowl again........if Bart......i mean BRETT comes back. And if we can keep da Viqueens from makin' off wit all our players!!! Dem criminals!!! So........i got my cheesehead dry cleaned for dis cummin season, so i'm all ready! We are gonna camp out in da Lambeau Field parking lot on draft day. We are ALL gonna be dere......my wife, my sons Bart and Brett, my daughters Bartrinna and Brettina.......and our dog Vincent. It's gonna be FUN!!!

I'm a lions fan. After I get done robbing a liquer store (after noon) on sunday I usually steal a car and head over to my buddies house to smoke some crack and watch the lions lose. Since we're both laid off from the car factory we have all night to drown our sorrows after we lose. I heard we even got 3 new qb's. I gotta find out who the back up is so I make sure I root for him and boo the starter. If we really wanna win this year we should use the number 9 pick on another wide reciever. Man I'm glad we got a great guy like Millen calling the shots for us. I can't wait for the lions to win the superbowl so we can riot and burn down the city.

Ya'all Northern fans of team that play in the ice and snow reall think you're hot sh..! "Ceptin' that team that plays in the Humper Dome, ya'll got nothing on us Cowboy fans. Why Texas could swallow Minneysoda, "Consin, Mitchigan, and Illyanoise in one gulp. Why we got dust, drought, fires, lousy schools, two lousy pro football teams, little bumps in the land we call mountains, and one town missing it's two village idiots....one now in Flor-I-day, the other in (hell I forget...he called it the White house...but I know that ain't right.) Whadda ya'll got?

Northern smart-asses. Think ya'll know it all. :twisted:

Oh GEEEZ big3!!! I'm laughing........you hit that RIGHT on the HEAD!!!LOLOL!!! :lol:

do I know the stereo types of my area or what!?

Stereo types??? Is that like "Panasonic", or "Magnavox?"
LOLOL!!! :lol:

get the ladies? how lucky you are.

PC......i THINK Vikefan was being sarcastic........picking on his OWN teams view of the world. (Like with the whole "love boat" thing)

Very funny stuff... The funniest thing I can say is I think Grossman will be healthy all next year. Sorry, not very creative.

That was a good one.

"Hey look at me I'm a Lions fan. Every year since 1957 we plan on "restoring the roar" in Detroit until our dreams and hopes are swept away by midseason and we result in low class behavior such as rooting for opposing teams at home games. It's so fun to be arguably the worst franchise in the history of the NFL . I love the fact that we accomplished 1 playoff win in a 40 plus year span and have never even made it to a Superbowl. Awesome yeah! Whooohooo our greatest players were Webster's dad on that 80's T.V. show and A HOF runningback that was forced into retirement early due to frustration drawn from his losing franchise that forever will be known as the Detroit lions!"

("Webster's Dad"...........I LIKE that!!!LOLOLOL!!!) :lol:

Alex Karrass WAS pretty darn good!!!

lol good stuff guys! Big3, man that was hilarious! And cheesy, your lack of technological knowledge never seems to amaze me.

It's all about George Pappadopolis(sp)!