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Robert Kraft...Um......

Discussion in 'Smack Area' started by Jules, Jul 11, 2012.

  1. Jules The Colts Fan

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    What? No commentary deriding the woman for being nothing but a gold digger? TSK. I've come to expect so much from you, Jules. ;) I support Robert Kraft 110% in his latest endeavor and have purchased the stock of the company that produces the little blue pill.
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    I apologize weeds, I was in a rush and I can do better.

    Now if this was my dear Jim Irsay then people would say, "Oh it's just Irsay being Irsay...I suppose he will tweet about it later as he smokes and everyone can bitch about the fact that he tweeted something that doesn't make sense again."

    But, this is the Patriots! They get thrown in our faces all the time for having this model owner. This model franchise. This model QB.

    I blame this all on the Patriots Super Bowl loss and those stupid players and their lack of cheating lately by the coaches.

    Those lazy bums go and lose "Myra's Super Bowl" to some crappy 9-7 team (hush Giants fans) and here is poor old horny Bob Kraft going off the deep end embarrassing himself in public with a money hungry young chick who could be his grand daughter. Myra is rolling in her grave!!! Rest her soul!!!!!

    Be ashamed Patriots be very ashamed! It all started with the Tuck Rule keep in mind.

    WHAT is wrong with NE this offseason anyway? Is this a sexual version of the Super Bowl losers curse? First, Kraft and now this cover:
    http://www.boston.com/sports/blogs/thebuzz/2012/07/rob_gronkowski_1.html

    And don't even get me started again on some of Brady's offseason hair styles. Just terrible.
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    Whew!! All IS right with the world after all. :sneaky:
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    WOW Mr. Kraft, where can I get one of those ? Sure looks tastey! I'll take care of the shipping and handling!!!!!!
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    Let's not be too critical of horny Bob. Come on ... this fluffy could indeed be a surrogate grand daughter ... a "pal" if you will and let's face it even surrogate grand daughters need to be "tucked in" so it may indeed have all started with the tuck rule. One can never have enough 'pals' ... good pals are hard to (ahem) come across. We should be raising our hands in congratulatory kudos for Horny Bob...the guy just keeps setting new goals for himself.
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    This is a quality post weeds. I think from now on we should refer to him as "Horny Bob."

    And yes, it probably did start with the "Tuck rule" and it never has ended. Very sad. I always knew that was a bad call as most of us did.

    Horny Bob is like maybe 5 years older then my dad though and I am like her age. I cannot register this in my brain but I know it happens out there.

    I suppose she makes a terrific "pal" for horny Bob and has helped bring an extra "lift" into his life.

    Look at the body language. Her leg is touching his and her lower body is turned towards horny Bob. AND she is wearing a Pats hat. You have to be a die hard Pats fan from birth or completely stupid/brainwashed/after someone's money to sport one of those terrible looking things.
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    I want one!! Where can I order one ? I wan't a brunet, 5ft10 or less. Good Cook, cleans house, cuts the grass, does laundry, can cut hair, and a Tiger in the bedroom. :cool:
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    What is there to register in your mind, my friend? Is your Dad, even though Horny Bob has a 5-year head start, a billionaire -- heh heh heh -- bet it registers now, eh? Fair being fair, we also need to come up with a catchy tag-line for the young vixen --- I don't recall what her name is and by-and-large, her name is inconsequential. It is important that we cast aspersions equally and without so much as wink and nod toward being grammatically correct (meaning, we can make up our own words) ... so... she looks like a "Tess" ... I've only met 2 "Tess's" in my lifetime ... and I've met a lot of people ... and both "Tess's" wore spiked up shoes ... one while wearing a pink running suit that she had zippered down to her navel while leaning forward at my desk... anyhow, whether this lady's name is "Tess" or not ... I propose that she be "Trollopy Tess". (Remember, if we're going to be judgmental, it doesn't matter whether or not "trollopy" is a word - we are allowed to indulge in linguistic gymnastics).

    Now... THIS is the criteria?
    "Look at the body language. Her leg is touching his and her lower body is turned towards horny Bob."
    Oh oh...
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    I still want one !!!

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