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A: offer energy companies huge incentives for the development of alternative and renewable energy sources. If I did this, there's no way i'd last longer than a month, because the rest of the stuff-shirts in the government who make all their money by keeping us stuck on oil would have me run out on a rail.

Q: If you could punch any person you've ever met, with no risk of consequence, who would it be?

Energy bill has got to be the first order of business.

A: Myself..

Q: Favorite Color and Why?

you'd punch yourself?

Yep.. for all the dumb things I have done in my life.. if I could be assured that it wouldn't hurt.. :lol:

I really can't think of one person that I would hit... guess I don't hold onto stuff like that very often.. If I ever felt like decking someone.. I did it when it needed to be done... I guess.

I'm a North Dakotan living in Minnesota. We don't actually act out on anything... we just bury it deep down and take it out on our families at the worst possible times, lol.

LOL.. well talk to my younger brother.. he got tagged a couple of times for his smart mouth.. quite the Thanksgiving meal discussion one time when he showed up with a black eye.. he had it comming.. and I gave it to him. Smart mouthed punk he was around 18 or 19...

But I know what your saying.. I guess after the accident I learned not to hold onto anything a real long time.. deal with it and move forward.

A: Red. Badger fanatic as well.

Q: If you saw someone getting robbed would you help?

Help the robber rob the victim? No. I'm not that kind of guy.

Name a song that's even more annoying than How Much Is That Doggie In The Window.

"Who let the dogs out" (I HATE that song!!!)

Q: Have you ever shoplifted anything?

No I haven't

Did PackOne eat paint chips as child?

A. No

Q. Did BadlandsViking ever regret that botched circumcision?

No

Has PackOne told his parents yet that he's gay?

A. Nope, they figured out on their own when I got married in Jamaica.

Q. Do you think Viking fans have anything that isn't labeled under the weak category?

EDIT: Alternate question in case you're just dumb.

Q. Do you think BadlandsViking's birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory?

EDIT: I don't have all day.

Q. Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you ?

A: Yeah, but it's not easy.

Q: Who's the walrus?

A: I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Q: Hunting, or fishing?

Used to do both all the time, but now more into outdoor photography.

Pez or Smarties?

Pez. Smarties don't come in colorful characters.

Favorite movie in last 15 years?

"Larry the cable guy, health inspector"

Q: Have you ever dressed up as a member of the opposite sex and gone out, just to see the looks you would get?

:shock:

Nope.. however I did go out on Halloween night with my left foot pointed backwards... freaked some folks out.. sitting on a barstool with feet going both ways.. great ice breaker with the chickadee's.. hmm nevermind.. :lol:

Q: Did you ever have a practical joke backfire on you?

Aw man, I don't have the time nor energy to get into my misfires. One that did backfire...at a marina in Eagle River we put the drain plug in loosly on a boat we thought some loudmouth tourist from Illinois was going to use. Only an older couple took that boat for a cruise on the Eagle Chain of Lakes and we had to hurry our butts off to get to them before they found out if they could swim or not.

Q. Ford or Chevy?

Chevy Tahoe.

Big boobs or little boobs?

A. More than a handful is a waste.

Q. Porn star, or the girl next door?

Girl next door. A woman who is too hot is dangerous and will get you in trouble.

What's your least favorite type of music?

A: easy listening. I prefer to listen hard.

Q: Why do you get up in the morning?

A. Someone has to hit refresh on the 'posts since last visit' link.

Q. House, or apartment?