Packer jokes

Hey Phil. I heard that same joke several years ago, but God's house was painted Green and Gold, and it wasn't Brett Favre who died and went to heaven. It was Elway. I guess you can make these jokes go your way by using any team you want, Right!!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

True. I guess they get passed around eh?

NO- We are all used to all DA BARE fans... PASSING THEM OUT... (get it... pass out...) :lol:

Way to go, BARE FANS... :moon: :lol: :lol: :lol:

There were three football fans walking towards the Football Hall of Fame when all of a sudden one of them noticed a leg sticking out of the bushes. They moved closer and and noticed that it was a dead naked woman.

Out of respect for the woman the Lions fan took off his cap and set it on her right breast. Then out of respect to the woman the Packers fan took off his hat and set it on her left breast. Last but not least the Bears fan took off his hat and set it on her crotch.

Shortly after that the police showed up and the sheriff started his inspection. He picked up the Lions cap and put it back down and jotted down a few notes. Then he looked under the Packers cap and put it back down and jotted down a few notes. Then the sheriff looked under the Bears cap and put it back down. Then he picked it back up again and put it back down. And he did it again.

The Bears fan got upset and asked the sheriff why he kept looking under his cap? The sheriff said "I can't help it, every time I see a Bears cap I'm... I'm just used to seeing an assho#e underneath it."

Well we could also sub your ugly name in there too

Ameuret, were you referring to my ugly name? Or were you referring to someone else's? I have often been called a lot of names, and I don't tell anyone their name is ugly because I know how it feels. If you are referring to someone else, please let me know and please don't call anyone's name ugly. After all, their parents gave them their names. Have a great weekend.

he was trying to quote a comment from Phil on the very first page, he just messed up. i fixed it though, all is well in the smack area.

Thank you arrowgargantuan. I appreciate that.

no prob my dear :thumbsup:

And yet...it still was not funny. Oh well.

hahaha...i cant dispute that.

if i had a "make it funny" button i would've pushed it there for sure.

This was great!!!!! I never had so much fun reading in my life....I enjoyed Phils family album.GO PACK.....ONCE YOU GO PACK YOU NEVER GO BACK

Two old retired football players.. one from the packers and other from the bears meet one day at the steps of the hall of fame. Having played against each other for 11 seasons there was no love lost between them. After a quick hello the conversation quickly turned to their personal records. The bear player quickly pipes up and says...you know i averaged 25 more tackles than you a year...This followed by the packer saying but i had a least 8 more tackles a year for a loss... this goes back and forth for about a hour. Finally they start to talk about their fans... the Bear player says.. you know for a fact that i introduced sex to the groupies that hung around after the game wanting to hookup with a player. The Packer player shaking his head in disbelief could only answer... yes you did...."BUT I INTRODUCED IT TO FEMALES!!!" :mrgreen:

Is that what you call yours phil?

He didn't answer ya did he? Tee Hee Hee :lol: