Packer jokes

Packer Joke

I used to kick PackerCoz's *** all the time. I stopped when he actually offered to pay me to slap him around while he was dressed up like Larry from the Three Stooges.

You sure got a goofy lookin family.... add yourself and y'all can go on Family Fued as the BARE FAMILY... you know, a bunch of asses... :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon:

Packer Joke

I live next door to PackerCoz. I had a few beers with PackerCoz and fell asleep at his trailer. When I woke up I had a pain in my belly. I thought that it was the beer but when I lifted up my shirt...

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Nice pic of your fan support for your NBA team... you know... the Bulls... :lol:

Packer Joke

PackerCoz bullhead boil and parole party That's PackerCoz on the right

Man, your family is really true bears fans! And WILD BEAR FANS at that... :lol:

Thanks for the family album for all of us PACKER FANS to enjoy!!! It made our day... :comp:

IT HAS BEEN FUN PHIL... THANX AGAIN!!! I gotta go polish the NFC NORTH CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHY... :towel:

Do you use lube for that? What else do you call it? Whittling the purple headed warrior, Manhandling the goblin of love, Basting the hard drive, Taunting the vandal, Shellacking the bed flute, Waving the one-eyed postal worker out of his denim cell, Emptying the jizz monster, Wringing the pork spear, Buggering Wally the one-eyed wonder worm, Saying hello to the Jack in the Box, Buffin' the crotch trombone, Fooling with the snorkel, Playing pocket polo with the hand shuttle, Hand-starting the leafless palm trunk?

Hey Phil. There have been a lot of substitutions for my name. I had a daughter who was a teenager at one time, and I am sure she thought of many names for carol k. :roll: :lol:

Got a 16 year old daughter of my own and I know what you mean.

Wow this was probably the classiest thread I have EVER read on our site. I have to same I am proud of everyone that has participated in it

I am surprised YOUR HAND could type all that... after all the supposed activity you seem to engage in off-board... I mean, I understand that you Bare fans don't really have a championship trophy to buff, and the ones you do have to polish, are so old they are tarnished... So you Bare fans have nothing more to do but do what you just designated... :stop:

Thank You Ryan... it was an honor. I would say I was pumpin' ol' Filtration up, but I think he's got it covered, "well in hand"... :lol:

White Sox fan. Haaa haaahahahhhaaaa

It has been slow as far as football news goes. Just having a little fun you know.

Oh it's all good with me. It has been football slow lately.

those jokes are funnier about other teams, like da bears for instance.

I got these off another site. Enjoy!

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Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a Chicago park when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend. A reporter is standing by, sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.

"Young Cub Fan Saves Friend from Vicious Animal" he starts writing in his notebook.

"But I'm not a Cub Fan", the little boy replies.

"Sorry but since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were", says the reporter and starts writing again.

"Sox Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Attack", he writes in his notebook.

"But I'm not a Sox Fan either", the little boy replies.

"Sorry but since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were," says the reporter and starts writing again.

"Bears Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Attack," he writes in his notebook.

"I'm not a Bears Fan either," says the boy.

"Oh... I assumed everyone in Chicago was either for the Cubs, Sox or Bears. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.

"I'm a Packers fan," the boy replies.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes: "Little Bastard from Wisconsin Kills Beloved Family Pet".

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On a tour of Wisconsin, the Pope took a few vacation days off, just to visit Lake Superior. He was cruising along Chequamagon Bay in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore.

A helpless man, wearing a Bears jersey was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25 foot Muskie. As the Pope watched horrified, a speedboat came by with three men wearing Green Bay Packer jerseys. One quickly fired a harpoon into the Muskies' side. the other two reached out and pulled the blue, semiconscious Bears fan from the water. Then using their long clubs, the three beat the huge Muskie to death and hauled it into the boat.

Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to him, "I give you my blessing for your brave actions. I had heard that there were some bitter hatreds between the Packers and the Bears, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true."

As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buds, "Who was that?"

"It was the Pope," one replied. "He's in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom."

"Well," the harpooner said, "he may have access to wisdom, but he doesn't know anything about fishing for Muskies !! Is the bait holding up OK or do we need to get another one?"

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Brett Favre died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gates, St. Peter was waiting for him and issued Brett an invitation to play for the HFL- the Heaven Football League. Brett thought about it for a minute and said, "Sure!"

As they walked out to the field, there was a game in progress. Brett was stunned. There were a lot of ex-NFL players out on that field. But what he found to be strange was that the jerseys didn't have any numbers. Instead they had letters on them. So he turned around and questioned St. Peter about the numbers.

St. Peter chuckled and told him, "Up here we don't need numbers. The letters stand for the position they are playing, QB is for quarterback, WR is for wide receiver and so on." Brett smiled and nodded his head. But as he gazed around the sidelines, he got a perplexed look on his face. On the other side of the field, there was a man wearing a jersey that had the letters VL.

"St. Peter, as you know, I played football many years with the Green Bay Packers and I am familiar with all the positions. But in all my years I have never seen the position of VL."

St. Peter laughed and said, "Oh yeah, I forgot. That's just God. He likes to pretend that he is Vince Lombardi."

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Go Pack!

Robert C. Hedley

That's a great one! I love it.

Yeah real good jokes. Ive heard all those ones before. :|

I will add to that too, Ryan... Me and ol' Phil just havin' a little fun "gig session", that's all... :thumbsup:

A reporter was visiting the forty-niners and saw the quarterback with a phone. He asked what the phone was for, and the qb said to call God. The reporter asked if he could use the phone, and the qb said sure, but it will cost you $100. Then the reporter went to the metrodome and saw Culpepper with a phone. He asked him if the phone was used to call God, and Culpepper said yes, but it will cost you $50. Well, the reporter then came to Lambeau and saw Brett Favre with a phone. He asked him if that was to call God. Favre said yes, and the reporter said asked how much would it cost. Favre said, "Nothing. It's a local call." :lol:

I know you are just dying to see my photo album pictures, Phil:

-Father

-Grandfather

-Uncle

-Aunt

-Sister

-Brother

............................and last but definitely not least, my girlfriend:



Hope you liked my family tree