Packer fan application

Application to beome a Green Bay Packer Fan

Name: ______________

CB Handle: _____________

Neck Shade: ____Light Red ____ Medium Red ____Dark Red

Number of Teeth with full grin: ____Upper ____Lower

Mobile Home Color: ____Tan ____Brown ____Silver (was Tan and Brown)

Model Pickup Truck: _____ Tires (Y/N): _____

Pickup on blocks in: ____Backyard ____Frontyard

Length of Right Leg: ____ Do both legs touch ground (Y/N): ____

In love with: ____Right hand ____Left hand ____Farm animals

Favorite Music: ____Country ____Western ____Anything played on an Accordian

Favorite Meal: ____Head Cheese and Old Milwaukee ____just Old Milwaukee

Preferred Weapon: ____12 Gauge ____Ice Auger ____Forehead

Preferred Greeting: ____Hey Dere ____Don't Tase me Bro

Favorite Reading: ____Beer Bottle Labels ____Polka Digest

Good place to hang Deer (in-season): ____Backyard ____Frontyard

Good place to hang Deer (out-of-season): ____Backyard ____Frontyard

Wear Polyester Pants with: ____Holes ____Boots ____Packer Buckle

Memorable event: ____Moose Call Competition ____Spread Eagle Convention

Favorite Entertainment: ____TV _____Drinking ____TV and Drinking

Frequently say: ____Don-cha-know ____Dem Packers suck

Is someone: ____Helping you read this ____Reading this to you

VIKING FAN APPLICATION:
1. Do you want to root for a team that has won a Super Bowl? Or has a chance to win a Super Bowl?
YES____ NO____

(If you answered "YES", you are not eligible to be a fan of the Vikings)

You forgot Cousin/Sister.

One multiple choice question to become a Vikings fan:

1) How many Super Bowls have the Vikings won?

A) 0

B) 0

C) 0

D) 0

E) All of the above

F) None of the above

*Most true Viking fans probably aren't sure how to answer this one...

The only thing older than this joke is the Vikings' SB drought.

still funny though, even for an old joke

Those are two different questions my friend. While they have not won a SB, every team has a chance... (except maybe the Lions).

12-gauge. Of course.

And what's wrong with polka?

That should answer your question.

Youre kidding. There are people out there who still polka? Name them.

Polka is still big in parts of North Central Wisconsin.. and evidence.

http://www.wdez.com/Shared/Airstaff/airstaff.asp?jid=1002

On occasion I will flip the truck radio to WDEZ on a Sunday morning.. for whatever reason.. if I am enroute to the hunting shack on said Sunday morning or off to bird hunt.

Just one of those tangent genre of music I listen too.. open up the CD case at Pack93's house, anything from black metal to jazz to classical to yes Polka (Beer Barrel). Anything but hip hop, gansta rap or opera..

You might be a redneck if....

You've been married 3 times and still have the same in laws.


Thanks! I'll be back next week, try the veal.

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Weird Al Jankovich. He writes probably half a dozen polkas a year.

Opera does have wonderful overtures. Like Wagner for example. Love Tannhauser. Once the singing begins though, I turn it off.

Same with Mascagni's Callavelia Rusticana. Beautiful piece, but for only about 20 minutes. Then the singing starts overwhelming it and I turn it off.

I hate gangsta rap. Loathe the stuff. Don't like country either. But if I had enough to drink, polka can actually be quite fun. And no, don't have a drop of German blood so no idea where I got that from.

Not a huge country fan however, Toby Keith is a God. He is the Brett Favre of country music. If you ever wanna a good laugh, listen to his "Runnin' Block" song. Waaaaaaay funny!

Green Bay Picture of Main St



Green Bay international airport

Yes.....the Vikings have a chance.......(trying to hold back laughter......)
The Vikings know what it's like to be there........kind of like leading the Indy 500 for every lap, except the last one. :wink:

Why don't you also compare the Green Bay crime rate to that of Minneapolis?

Ok...check the link for 2006 statistics...I will post 2007 later...looks like Milwaukee beats both our cities sorry.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_cities_by_crime_rate



By the way...even with you getting owned once again, just try to remember this guy was a Packer fan.

My response to that.

Viking fans think that if you knock the pancake off the bunny's head, thats a "pancake block". :lol:

LOLOL!!! We beat you again!!! :lol:

Remember, the Mall of America in the twin cities does not have a Vike store, but it does have an NFL store and a Packers store!! Your own malls don't even like the vikes

I was just in there two weeks ago and purchased a Vikings windbreaker from a complete Vikings apparel shop...

By the way...when i was in the Gulf in 91 we were stationed with an Army reserve unit I believe out of Madison. Almost half of them were Viking fans and all of them resided in Wisconsin. Good bunch of guys...even the Packer fans.