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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/27/bigfoot-dna-proves-creature-exists-genetic_n_2199984.html



Bigfoot DNA Tests Prove Hairy Creature Exists

 

[slaughter25]

I was just thinking this. Either a squatch at RT or a Big Horned Sheep at MLB

 

[longtimefan]

Nahh...big horned sheep would have to be a fullback

The Squatch (as Tom Crabtree calls them ) could be a new position....FG/XPT blocker...@ 7 to 9 foot tall, he can block EVERY kick

 

[GreenBlood]

Wouldn't mind seeing a hippo at NT. Nobody's blocking him and he can take the QB down in a flash. Goodell would probably ban chomping though. Might not be the best locker room presence either.

 

[thisisnate]

Squatches are a cancer in the locker room. TT and MM are locker room guys. Won't happen.

 

[El Guapo]

Are you kidding? Those Squatches stay completely out of the limelight, never talk to the media, and don't get arrested for doing stupid stuff.

 

[slaughter25]

Maybe the squatch's elusiveness would make him one hell of a RB?

 

[thisisnate]

Are you kidding? Those Squatches stay completely out of the limelight, never talk to the media, and don't get arrested for doing stupid stuff.

They clog drains.

 

[LZ13]

And he is all set for "Movember".

 

[Oshkoshpackfan]

The bigfoot would be too easily distracted by opposing fans that have jack links beef jerky, I vote silver back gorilla

 

[HardRightEdge]

Bad pad level.