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MY 300th post!

Discussion in 'Smack Area' started by musccy, Aug 24, 2005.

  1. musccy Cheesehead

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    Aaaaaaallllll right...gigiddy-giggiddy-giggiddy!!!!!
  2. arrowgargantuan Cheesehead

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    [IMG]

    Q-"how old did you say you were?"

    "16."

    Q-"18. alright, i'll do you first."

    "i'm gettin my mom!!"

    Q-"i like where this is goin'..."
  3. musccy Cheesehead

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    Quagmire: My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did giggittygiggiydoo that girl. I gashmogied her gaflabity with my googus. And I am sorry.
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    Quagmire: Fat chicks need love too...they just have to PAY!
  5. musccy Cheesehead

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    I was almost going to post that quote phil....it's hilarious!
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    I love that character. I like when his friends were trying to get him to not think of sex while looking at a copy of Playboy. He goes through a quick list of things to turn him off before he finally shots out "Renee Zellweger!" and that did the trick. I laughed my *** off.
  7. musccy Cheesehead

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    that was hilarious, phil...I really need to start buying the DVDs, but I'm very greatful that it's back on fox since I don't have the cartoon network for the syndicated episodes. Anywho, since quagmire quotes never get old....

    Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
    Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
    Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
    Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
    Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
    Quagmire: Fifty bucks.

    And the best for last....

    Glen Quagmire: Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time.

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