Mr.Pickles ponders.......Week 2!!!!

Ah, Mr.Pickles, in all of Mr.Pickles regal glory, has decided to yet again, visit the unwashed to deliver more important insider information that appears to be true.

Week 2

Mr.Pickles shall not even talk about week one, just you bumpkins telling Mr.Pickles how great the Packers were all summer is all Mr.Pickles needs.

Tee-Hee!!!

Now, how did we do in week 2?

Brett Farve? Looked like Anthony Delwig. Remember the buffoons who said Favre was better than Grossman?

Tee-Hee!!!

Ahman Green? The fumbler. No silly, not the gambler, thats Kenny Rodgers. Trust Mr.Pickles, the Bears back-ups would star, star for the packers.

Wide Recievers? Who are the Packers recievers anymore? I can't think of one.

O-Line? The worst in the league. Name one that is worse.

D-Line? One of the worst in the league. Want to see a real defensive line, head south to Chicago. I think Tommie Harris has more sacks so far by himself than all the Packers combined.

Embarrassing!!!

Linebackers? BJ Hawk? Brian Bosworth all over again.

Secondary? Worst in the league. Thank Ditka, Charles Woodson is on the packers. Worst free-agent signing ever.

Mr.Pickles told you unwashed all along the Packers were potted meat. Mr.Pickles knows football. The Packers keep proving it.

Yeah but when the bears face a good team they will get pounded. You can thank the nfl for your creampuff schedule. You clowns only win because you get turnovers in your favor all the time. Da bears still suck.

That is your only hope.

The only thing holding back the Bears last year was the lack of offence, which it appears has been fixed.

Causing and getting turn-overs is a part of the game. It is part of Lovie Smith's defense. It just proves yet again the Bears are among the leagues best if not the best.

Your offense isnt that good. In fact it is terrible. You just move the ball off of play action passes. You wont be here after the bears lose in Minnesota next week.

Not that good? Did you watch the same game as Mr.Pickles? Moving the ball off play-action, last Mr.Pickles checked was a part of playing the game.

Wow, you really have nothing critical to say that you have to grasp at straws. Face it, the Bears are one of the best coached teams in the NFL. The Packers are not.

The Bears have the dest defense. The Packers have the worst.

The Bears right now have one of the best offense's. The Packers numbers are bloated due to the fact they have to keep coming back from behind, a real guage is after the first quarter of the Bears game.

Embarrassing!!!

the bears are going to get kicked out in the play offs.

Not that good? Did you watch the same game as Mr.Pickles? Moving the ball off play-action, last Mr.Pickles checked was a part of playing the game.

Wow, you really have nothing critical to say that you have to grasp at straws. Face it, the Bears are one of the best coached teams in the NFL. The Packers are not.

The Bears have the dest defense. The Packers have the worst.

The Bears right now have one of the best offense's. The Packers numbers are bloated due to the fact they have to keep coming back from behind, a real guage is after the first quarter of the Bears game.

Embarrassing!!![/quote:zknyjzrk]

Why dont you go to a lions board. We dont care what a stupid bear fan and your shithole city thinks. Our offense isnt that bad, obviously you didnt watch the game. Your defense is overrated and it showed like last year in the carolina playoff game.

Why dont you go to a lions board. We dont care what a stupid bear fan and your shithole city thinks. Our offense isnt that bad, obviously you didnt watch the game. Your defense is overrated and it showed like last year in the carolina playoff game.[/quote:3vrkmkxx]

Mr.Pickles has been to the Lion's board. They are gracious losers.

And yes, the Packers offense is deplorible, a joke if you will, who got destroyed by the Bears, and could not score when they needed to against the lowly Saints.

Embarrassing!!!

Bears defense overrated? Are you sure? Lat year they had 2 bad games, how many did the Packers have? This year, the Bears defense destroyed the Packers and Lions.

And just so you know, Mr.Pickles will be here all season long, for your enjoyment, giving week by week analysis of the Packers.

Tee-Hee!!!

I think Mr. Pickles is funny.

That's all I had to say...

He's gone over to the dark side.....

Seriously Pickles, I'd love to meet the man behind the smack exterior! Would make for one really interesting (in a good way) conversation.

PackerBacker04 breaks down the Bears: He says:

1. The Bears only win because they get turnovers in their favor all the time.
2. The Bears just move the ball on offense off of play action passes.
3. The Bear defense is overrated.

I am not sure how to reply to these brilliant statements.

I hate to admit it, but the bears win because THE LION'S AND THE PACKERS SUCK SWEATY BALLS AGAIN THIS YEAR. AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Sorry about that. I feel better now.

Now, here is some "fresh" news for all football fans!!!

The Lions- At LEAST two years away.

The Packers- Must begin rebuilding ASAP. This team is even worse than the teams of the 80's. Brett Favre must pass the torch to Rex Grossman as the new dominant quarterback not only of the Central, but the NFL as well.

The Bears- The team to beat. The standard.

hey pickles...the dancing nancy girls called & want their tu-tu back. no, not the hot pink one (since you stained it beyond repair) - the electric green one is all they require.

tee hee!!

Mr.Pickles don't really know what you are talking about, but it does appear the "bumpkiness" is back!!!

Embarrassing!!!

that's the BEST you can do?? c'mon i wanna play, pickles!!

Make your move then, its on!!!

well, golly gosh darn & dadblame it - i'd love to take a tussle with ya but duty calls! this bumpkin has two little boys who want to ride on their big boy bikes they got for their 4th birthday & since I HAVE A LIFE (unlike YOU), i'm headed outside!!

dontcha ferget, pickles - i'll be watchin fer ya!!!

Well, Mr.Pickles can see your puddle of urine from fright. But please, run away to the comfort of babes.

Excuses, excuses, like a woman, so to speak.

Mr.Pickles shall be around until tomorrow, then off to parts unknown once again.

Pickles you really crack me up. Your last two comments alone are worth a good laugh. Funny, I have never seen anyone even mention Grossman when they talk about the top five QB's in the game today. (Yes, Favre is still always mentioned)

I am confident that as soon as Grossberg makes his first INT the Bear nation will be calling for his head on a platter and served to Greise...Just like they were doing in preseason.

And the Bears are the team to beat? How about the Steelers? Seahawks? Patriots? Shouldn't you at least win a playoff game before you become a standard? :shock:

Talk about embarassing.......

How did you come by your nickname? No wait...never mind.....I don't want to know... :shock:

Not sure the last conversation you had about qb's in the nfl, but if you were anywhere outside of Wisconsin, Favre's name did not come up.

Dan Marino on HBO, Chris Collingsworth, Howie Long....I believe they all are from outside WI

The Bears are the team to beat, by your very own assumption. If you watch the snoozefest Inside the NFL on HBO, all they talked about was how dominant the Bears are.

Steelers, maybe.
Seahawks, could not move the ball against the Lions, in case you did not view the game, the Bears did pretty easily.
Patriots, unless your Chris Berman, this team is not the same it was just a couple years ago.

All you have now is to try to make up some weak, lame excuses to try to stop the growing juggernaught that is the Chicago Bears. Do yourself the favour, jump on the bandwagon, like everyone else....

Embarrassing!!!

:roll: (insert "I'm with stupid" smilie here)Did it ever occur to you that maybe the Bears made the other teams look bad? It's not our fault the divivion is in shambles but starting a season with three division games and two being on the road is still not an easy test in any division. The Bears had to come out of the gate hard in order to not fall back in the division title/playoff spot race, they started out 1-3 last season before getting going and lucky for them they only had one division game in those first four weeks. Seattle is a good team and they could only put up three field goals against the Lions Defense, I rest my case. :wink:

tee hee...puddles of urine?? where do you come UP with that stuff??

zip it up, your gherkin's showing!! :roll: