Mr.Pickles dissects the Green Bay Packer draft!!!

Greetings and salutations!!!

Mr.Pickles, the handsome man, is here yet again for Mr.Pickles patented evaluation of the pitifull, er, um, Grenn Bay Packers recent selection of draft choices.

Lets get to boiled balls rolling, shall we?

1-Justin Harrell, dt, Tennessee. A huge reach. Mr.Pickles trusted scouts have informed Mr.Pickles this palooka was a injury prone prune, fanning his crotch on the bench most of his time at college. We will not even discuss what Mr.Pickles potent team of investigators found. FUTURE BUST, ala Tony Manderich!!!

2-Brandon Jackson, rb, Nebraska. Instead of moving up to draft to take a legitimate running back, they Pack reach yet again for someone Mr.Pickles had graded as a priority free-agent. EMBARRASSING!!!

3-James Jones, wr, San Jose St
4-David Clowney, wr, Virginia Tech.. Mr.Pickles shall lump these two together in the mosquito bite nipple of the breast of the future of the team wide recievers corps. They could have had Randy Moss, a true, NFL proven reciever, but took these two babboons who will soon be pumping gas for da man. And passing it, waiting for the call again....

3-Aaron Rouse, db, Virginia Tech. Who?

4-Allen Barbre, ot, Missouri Southern. Isn't she the weather girl for Fox's NFL show? They are drafting women now, who haven't played football ever? She does have a nice rack, and quality BJ lips....

5-Korey Hall, lb, Boise St. Doesn't he play for the Detroit Lions? Is Ted Thompson emulating Matt Millen, or stealing his players?

6-Desmond Bishop, lb, California. Wasn't he Lamont from Sanford and Son?

And the other picks, just pick your nose, roll the booger and fling it at your wall. The chance of it sticking is the same chance those moronic materpieces have at being a Packer after training camp. Ted Thompson is a waste of an evaluator and close to becoming the next Matt Millen.

I wish you all another season where you will acomplish nothing, per Mr.Pickles.

Pickles is one enigmatic, third person talking dude...dang, but he is growing on me :rotflmao:

Mr. Pickle .... YOUR CANNED.

What more do you need? But seriously, she's hot. :jumpflame: :noflame: :whippin:

There goes the neighborhood................

Hey, it's springtime, the mosquito has returned.

hey, maybe the two of you can get a room then.

In just a small amount of time, this place just went from worst to first. Ted Thompson is green with envy. It has something to do with the Pickle!!!






Mr.Pickles tip of the day #876483901:

Stupidity is somthing you are born with, embrace your fate foolish fools!!!

If thats the case, you must have been born TRIPLETS.
(You have enough stupidity for at LEAST three)

Kind of like mold on bread??? :rotflmao:

Pickled wasn't here for quite awhile...................must have either got out of prison, or the sanatarium. (Or escaped from one of the two)

I'll bet YOU are right on this one! Or.......maybe we BOTH are right!!!LOLOL!!! :rotflmao:

"We're 10-2 with Rex as our Quaterback. We're 10-2 with Rex as our Quaterback. Even if he has games where his QB rating is 0.0 or 1.3 we are very proud of him and think he gives us a great chance to win games."

-Lovie Smith a true _______ for keeping Rex as his QB.

A. Dummy
B. Moron
C. Fool
D. None of the above options work because they just arent dumb enough

OK, question #2:

T or F:

The Packers beat only 1 winning team last year, and arguably, that team had absolutely nothing to play for in that game. With a much harder schedule this year, having done near zero in free agency, and according to most draft grades a very below average draft, the Packers will again suck (edited) this year.

Hey!
They are coming out of hiding!

Hey 4thand26!

Good to "see" ya. :lol:

So far, I see that none of the cheeseheads have answered your question.

I see you need to be reminded too... we own three of these bad boys....

Bears have one..

Vikes... Welll

Vikes, If you look at 4th and 26th's post, there is nothing to answer. He never actually asked a question!


However, to state that the reason GB beat the bears is because the bears had nothing to play for is absolutely insane. Here are some reasons they were playing hard but just got beat by a better team "that day".

1. Pride (all professionals have it )
2. Fear of Embarrassment (you think they didn' hear about it afterward?)
3. Rival (it was their longest rival afterall)
4. Job (They are paid to perform to their best!)

I suppose that there was nothing to play for in the Superbowl either and that is why they lost right? (what kind of logic is this?)

Yo tripp, say what?

I noticed that you avoided the part about the Packers winning only one game against a "winning" team.
The fact that half of the Packers wins were against the Vikes/ Lions is nothing to brag about.
Add the S.F. Arizona, and Miami wins and the Packers were not impressive to anyone, other than a Packer Fan.

Thats true.....beating the Vikings isn't that big of a deal......ANYONE can do it! :thumbsup:

Never said it was impressive..... it just bothers me to say that a win wasn't a worthy one. The packers (or any team that matter) have no control of the winning or losing records of thier opponents.

If we are to use that logic, than wouldn't it be even more embearassing to be the bears and know that 5 of your wins were against teams in your division that did not have winning records?

Did we see what happens to the bears when they did play a meaningful game against a good team when they played Indy?


(oh, and the Question....brain fart on my part...misread it )

Not this year cheesemeister! :thumbsup:

HA!

You ought to try being a Vikings Fan sometime. Talk about tough times. :wink:

You know, I have a nasty feeling that the Lions are gonna finally do something this year. Nothing solid, just a feeling.

I would say... Lake Minnetonka :rotflmao:



You could have been lucky and the boat run ashore..

Yeah, but didn't you also predict the Vikes would win the Superbowl in the next two or three years? :thumbsup: :rotflmao:

"Life's a bitch....then you marry a bear fan!"