Moron Fan in CIN - Greg Gall

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Ladies And Gents, Meet Greg Gall

Yet another reason we have the best readers in the world here at Deadspin: We asked you for info on Greg Gall, the Cincinnati guy who ran on the field and took the ball away from Brett Favre yesterday, and man, did you ever come through.

Sometimes, even, a little too much: As tempted as we might be to post his phone number and/or home address, that’s a level we’re not willing to sink to. (Yet. We are told it’s two-bedroom and one-bath, however, and we have respect for the frugal price he paid for the place.) But we can tell you that, from all accounts, the number of people who have met Gall and are surprised that he would pull a stunt like that number zero.

A couple choice quotes:

“Greg Gall is a native Cincinnatian who attended Indian Hill High School and graduated in 1993. His last arrest occurred in 1995 when he smashed a beer bottle across a guy’s head.â€

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We All Know A Greg Gall

More info on our main man Greg Gall, who, as established yesterday, has spent an inordinate amount of time drinking with Deadspin readers. Yesterday afternoon, he pled not guilty to the charges against him, which many people have mocked, considering, you know, his actions were seen by anyone who watches NFL Countdown or, for that matter, has cable. You can say that it would be difficult for Gall to beat the charges, but, jeez, did you see that guy run yesterday? That guy could beat anything.

We also received details of Gall’s earlier arrest, which came in 1995. (He pleaded not guilty then too.) Everyone we’ve heard from about Gall says pretty much what you’d suspect: He’s a wild and crazy guy who probably drinks a little too much, parties a little too hard and has a tendency to do stupid things after each activity. But on the whole: Not a horrible guy, likable enough, just dials it up to 11 a little too often.

Every town has a guy like Greg Gall, the guy who’s the funniest guy at the party … until he’s not.

yeah i said it :x

<sarcasm> Wow VERY nice photoshop job, it looks so real </sarcasm>

i think i'm getting better! :lol:

Ya know I didn't expect to see it live again as the NFL hates those incidents getting noticed at all, especially any tv time, however I have seen it a few times and each time I think 'brett kick his *** kick hiss *** hell kick him in the nuts!!"

just doesnt happen though

Haha, I like that "dials it up to 11" expression.

Indeed... Indeed...
(Now look I wasted 5 min throwing this in PS that I could have been working on the code of the site )

the text matches up so nicely im just going to assume you found it like that. incredible find my friend, incredible.

It took your computer 4 minutes to load PS right?

That and I used the clone tool to erase the other writing, that takes a second to use properly otherwise you are cloning the border, old text you thought was gone etc.

Arial my friend with a 1 degree rotation to try and get the down hill angle of the other writing. It's a little off, but it's close enough for the effort I wanted to put in

Stop all this nerd-speak

I demand it

Powerpoint of this Douche takeing out a couple security guards and then getting taken down - available in the downloads area HERE