Minnesota man steals a sheep

$3,500 sheep!!!!!!!! I thought it was real when i saw the topic at first

yeah I thought it was real at first too. maybe mr pickles is getting desperate.

Gas giveaway leaves a few drivers fuming
But most wait patiently -- for hours -- to score free tank

Wednesday, July 12, 2006; Posted: 6:35 p.m. EDT (22:35 GMT)

MILWAUKEE, Wisconsin (AP) -- Two car crashes occurred and four people were arrested in excitement over a gasoline giveaway Wednesday to reward the city for its safe-driving record.

For the most part, hundreds of drivers waited patiently for hours for about $30 worth of free gasoline each that Allstate Insurance provided at one station.

However, some motorists started lining up before midnight and the queue stretched far from the station into a residential area, trapping some residents in their driveways, said police spokeswoman Anne E. Schwartz.

That led to fights and arrests for disorderly conduct. In one case, three officers were sent to a hospital as a precaution because they were spattered with blood from someone's bloodied nose, Schwartz said.

The two crashes apparently occurred when queued-up motorists tried to let friends into line, Schwartz said.

"Any time you offer free gas when it is $3 a gallon, it is not surprising people would get excited," she said.

Allstate gave away a tanker truck load of gasoline as a reward to Milwaukee for ranking No. 1 among mid-sized cities on its safe drivers list. The insurance company gave free gas to more than 700 motorists, said company official Bill Mellander.

The giveaway lasted a couple of hours, Schwartz said.

Clarence Jefferson said he thought he'd be first in line when he got there at 4 a.m. -- but found hundreds of others already ahead of him. Pumps were turned on at about 6 a.m.

"It doesn't matter," he said. "It helps. Every bit is worth it

LOL!!! Thats a Minnesota man for you!

After getting a good look a minnesota women...the guy thought a fourteen foot sheep looked good..LOL

Yeah, I mean you look at the similarities on a sheep and a Minnesota women there quite similar. There both very hairy.

Allstate gave away a tanker truck load of gasoline as a reward to Milwaukee for ranking No. 1 among mid-sized cities on its safe drivers list

Milwaukee the drunkest city yet safest drivers? thats oxy-moronish

This is Wisconsin buddy, not Minnisota. We dont drunk drive. hahahaha

I remember the story about a Wis. guy who left a strip bar drunk and got caught with a horse. Couldn't help but laugh when Jay Leno asked what that says about the strippers in Wis. LOL

Yeah that does seem weird. Seems like something that would come from a Minn guy.

best random thread I have ever stumbled upon

I assume you mean the dead deer guy?

And I thought texts from brett favre were bad...

I still miss my sheep.. :\'(

I live in Illinois. They prefer goats down here.

So many regrets that I wasn't part of the forum when this thread came out. :wink2:

Nice sig - Sorry about your sheep.

Why did the Minnesota man marry the sheep?


He HAD to!

well we know it wasnt adrian peterson because he would have dropped it