Matt Flynn

So did Scarlett Johansson.

My daughter looks just like Scarlett Johansson. Does that mean I could be MATT FLYNN'S MOM?????? No wonder he's so awesome!!!

Only Matt Flynn really knows.

Matt Flynn impregnates women without ever meeting or seeing them

Where's the sport in that?

Really, how can that be any fun?

BTW, I heard he doesn't need wine or song for his women. Just his presence allows him to score.

Matt Flynn travels at the speed of thought.

Matt Flynn not only dreams in color, when he dreams it is 16x9 1080p high definition.

Not in 3-D? He needs to upgrade himself. Or is he too busy perfecting holo-vision?

He's waiting for glasses free 3-D. Great call though! :agree:

Matt Flynn won next season's Dancing With The Stars and doesn't have to show up for the competition.

Because he was his own, and everyone else's partner.

Matt Flynn can read in the dark . . . . and not go blind.

Matt Flynn can pass on a double yellow line.

Charlie Sheen isnt winning, he is matt flynning

For all you "oldies" out there (including me)

Matt Flynn put the "Bomp" in the "Bomp, Bomp, Bomp).

Matt Flynn would still be cool even if his name was Nnylf Ttam

Cribs was cancelled for a new show that was based around Matt Flynns bedroom

Matt
flynn is the answer to "Who wrote the Book of Love?"

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But did he put the ram in the ramma lamma ding dong?

Bobby Fischer stopped playing chess when he heard matt flynn picked up a new hobby.

Matt Flynn is the answer...what is your question???

Matt Flynn performs EOD for the government on all nuclear devices.

Matt Flynn IS a nuclear device.

The government plans to use a Matt Flynn spiral to combat an incoming giant meteorite.