Matt Flynn

[OldSchoolFan]

He once brought a knife to a gunfight, just to even the odds.

His father was named after him.

He was once pulled over for speeding, but let the officer go with just a warning.

 

[Helmets]

He doesn't always drink beer, but when he does, he prefers Dos Equis

 

[armand34]

Matt Flynn shot down an enemy fighter plane once by pointing his finger at it and saying "bang"

 

[GreenBayGal]

When you pull Matt Flynn's finger, YOUR"E the one who passes gas.

 

[AmishMafia]

Matt kept my farm running and fathered 2 of my 11 children when I was in prison.

 

[Bensalama21]

Matt Flynn doesn't study the Gameplan. He eats it as a pregame meal.

 

[Kitten]

Matt Flynn is the sole reason the Eagles have never won a Superbowl.

 

[packerstl101]

Matt Flynn is the sole reason the Eagles have never won a Superbowl.

and the vikings

 

[Jess]

On the first day, God said "I think I'll create light tomorrow", and Matt Flynn said "**** that ****, you're doing it today". And so, out of fear for his life, God created light. And it was good.

 

[ivo610]

If Matt Flynn had sex with a man it wouldnt be because he was gay, it would be because he ran out of women.

 

[ivo610]

on his birthday matt flynn selects one lucky fan to be thrown into the sun.

 

[Jess]

Matt Flynn doesn't sleep. He also doesn't wait, like that ***** Chuck Norris.

 

[ivo610]

Food network once tried the show food vs flynn. Food always lost so the show never aired.

 

[Jess]

Matt Flynn once threw a ball so hard that it caused the world to spin back a rotation and repeat a day.

 

[cheesehurdler]

Matt Flynn is actually as old as time itself. He only looks like he's in his 20s because Flynn doesn't obey time, time obeys Matt Flynn.

A long time ago, Matt Flynn played football against an all-dinosaur team. After scoring a touchdown, he spiked the ball so hard that it caused them to go extinct.

One time in a football game, Flynn led his team to come back from an infinity-point deficit and won.

 

[Jess]

Matt Flynn once sent adult text messages to Jenn Sterger, but the pictures were too large and she couldn't open them.

 

[packerstl101]

Matt Flynn isnt afraid of anything. He fight Lions and Bears with his bare fists.

 

[PackersRS]

Plus, he's a terrific drummer.

Wait, what?

 

[Jess]

Matt Flynn was set to co-star with Brad Pitt in Fight Club, but the studio decided that nobody would go see a movie called "Matt Flynn Beats The **** Out Of Brad Pitt For 3 Hours".

 

[cheesehurdler]

Matt Flynn survived a nuclear bomb. Death didn't come and take him, however, because Flynn had his number.

 

[Jess]

Matt Flynn can divide by 0.

 

[cheesehurdler]

After the Super Bowl, Matt Flynn held a post-Super Bowl party at his house. He didn't invite Brett Favre, however, because he doesn't take s**t.

 

[GBPack2010]

Matt Flynn might be the most boss backup QB ever. lol

 

[packerstl101]

Charlie Sheen is winning.
Matt Flynn has already won.

 

[OldSchoolFan]

He once started a fire using only dental floss...and water.