Lion's coach arrested

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/5941726?FSO1&ATT=HMA

What???

Driving nude? ahhahahaha

if this isnt a distraction, i dont know what is!

players will never listen to that guy ever again. "dude, you drive without clothes, shut the **** up."

Damn, I'm surprised the viqueens didn't hire this guy.

They will probably hire him after Door Matt Millen gives him a raise and then fires him.

Coach. I think your getting beat by Larry Beightol's guys is causing you too much stress. There are better ways of relieving stress.

Excuses??
It was an emergency at home and I left from the shower.

My air conditioning doesn't work and it was hot outside.

What do you mean? I was wearing my seatbelt.

I was enjoying the "fine Corinthian Leather".

Okay, I should have had the sunroof closed for the helicopter.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:


LMFAO!.............................................


BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!! :lol:

hmmm...calicheez aka nude dude with a 'tude?? :wink: :lol:

GOOD ONES!!! :lol:

Maybe he just wanted the cops to know he wasn't carrying a concealed weapon!!! 8) :lol:

Wouldn't want to ride shotgun in his funky *** ride...

Just imagine what was stickin' to the pleather.....ewwww...

LOLOLOL!!! Can you imagine the "rip" sound made when he tried to pry himself off the seat??? :lol:

You guys have such vivid imaginations that I can't help but laugh hysterically.

Between the Detroit lions flasher and the Wisconsin gravediggers, the boat ride Vikes will be forgotten!

Thanks, guys!

UMMMMMMM....the boat ride included queenies....the naked driver was a lion.....the gravediggers had nothing to do with the Packers.

But keep trying.

yep, A for Effort, vikefan

F for reality.

OK.

Guys from Minnesota pay for sex on boats.
Guys from Michigan ride naked in their cars.
Guys from Wisconsin...

ATTABOY :wink:

It keeps getting stanger, per pft.com:

Between the Steve Foley incident, the Deion Branch brouhaha, Jon Jansen's fun with numbers, and news of the DWI and DWN arrests of Lions defensive line coach Joe Cullen, this has been without question one of the strangest seven-day periods in the NFL that we ever can recall.

And it only keeps getting stranger.

There are now reports that Cullen's arrest for driving without clothing occurred after he pulled up to a drive-thru window at a Wendy's to pick up a burger, fries, and a drink. (We assume that the beverage wasn't piping hot coffee.)

Officer: "Sir, can you please tell us why you pulled up naked to the drive-thru window?"

Cullen: "Well, I couldn't have gone inside the store in this condition."

We were actually starting to think that Cullen's excuse might have been that he had been at a woman's house when her boyfriend/fiancee/husband came home, a la Sideways. Or that he'd gotten the George Costanza treatment from the woman on the subway who thought he actually had money. But under such circumstances the natural reaction is to conceal one's condition, not display it.

So our only conclusion (as a reader pointed out this morning) is that Joe Cullen is the real-life Glenn "Giggity" Quagmire.

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LMFAO! That would make for an interesting night at work. :lol:

Are glad they arn't VIKINGS fans! :lol:

giggity

Cullen, seeing a sign on the door of a store saying "No shoes, no shirt, no service!"
Puts on his shoes and shirt (only) and walks into the store!!! :lol:
Then, looks at the people staring and says....."WHAT!?!?!"

:lol: At first I didn't get that Cheesy, then I realized what he was missing. Around here that's just normal he should come live in the backwoods with me as long as I never have to see him. LOL It sure is comfortable feeling the cool breze liberating you

LOL CDN!!!
That reminds me of a true story by "Mr. Baseball", Bob Uecker.
He had a coach in the minor leagues that would sit naked on a lounge chair while they were practicing. It was one of those mesh chairs, and well, part of the guy would go through the mesh. (If your a guy, you can figure out which part!) And, well, the guys dog would sit under the chair.............i won't give anymore of the details!!!!! :lol:

Lion's coach arrested

The league just gave the guy an additional game suspension.

He hasn't been to crimminal court yet.