It keeps getting stanger, per pft.com:
Between the Steve Foley incident, the Deion Branch brouhaha, Jon Jansen's fun with numbers, and news of the DWI and DWN arrests of Lions defensive line coach Joe Cullen, this has been without question one of the strangest seven-day periods in the NFL that we ever can recall.
And it only keeps getting stranger.
There are now reports that Cullen's arrest for driving without clothing occurred after he pulled up to a drive-thru window at a Wendy's to pick up a burger, fries, and a drink. (We assume that the beverage wasn't piping hot coffee.)
Officer: "Sir, can you please tell us why you pulled up naked to the drive-thru window?"
Cullen: "Well, I couldn't have gone inside the store in this condition."
We were actually starting to think that Cullen's excuse might have been that he had been at a woman's house when her boyfriend/fiancee/husband came home, a la Sideways. Or that he'd gotten the George Costanza treatment from the woman on the subway who thought he actually had money. But under such circumstances the natural reaction is to conceal one's condition, not display it.
So our only conclusion (as a reader pointed out this morning) is that Joe Cullen is the real-life Glenn "Giggity" Quagmire.
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*****! That would make for an interesting night at work. :lol: