Limmerick Time!

[GreenBlood]

Post 'em when you got 'em...


There once was a team called the Packers,
With passers and catchers and sackers.
They went out and proved
when they got in their groove
That the Superbowl would not make them slackers.

 

[Texas9erFan]

And then came a team called the Niners
NFL fans called us all whiners
You're quarterback is a bust
We're gonna make him eat dust
But Patrick Willis left 'em all with shiners

 

[PFanCan]

Here's the best poem I can come up with:

The Bear's suck.

 

[neilfii]

^^ Understated and simply elegant. I like it.

 

[Greenbayphil]

There once was a team called the Lions,
Who thought they were gems and diamonds,
But their luck has now ended,
Now that Suh got suspended,
And the Saints who sent them home cryin'

 

[Darth Garfunkel]

There is a man named Suh
Whom all of the fans like to boo
He stomped arms and twisted helmets like a screw
So dirty he smells like poo!

 

[Darth Garfunkel]

The ol gunslinger was he
texted photos of his wee wee
would never go away
he must really love to sniff Ben Gay