I Haven't Broke Bad On The Bears In A While.....

I have a permanent ban on one of the Bears forums. They banned my IP address and all, I can't even read the site anymore. Yes, sweet innocent little me. I will say this regarding Bears forums. They are really slow on the uptake, I was on there for a couple of months before they realized I was a troll. I kept posting these silly little poems that were very much anti-Bears if you stopped to read them. Most people just left me alone, probably figuring I was crazier then they are. I kept adding stuff like Pester Hester at the end of my posts and I kept calling Peppers, Pepper. That got on the nerves of one Bears fan something fierce. Then came a day when somebody with half a working brain read one of my poems and I guess his light bulb clicked on because he understood the meaning of it and he threw a hissy fit, catching the attention of the mods in the process. Then I can only guess the mods went back and reviewed my posts and they called me out. When they realized they've had a troll on their board that went undetected for 2 months, they gave me a permanent ban to try and save their pride.

I also trolled another forum under the name of Magnus Opus. I told them I was a Watcher and my location was The Watchtower. It was a bit more elaborate than that and I had some wonderful fun with those Bears fans but it got boring fast. I don't troll anymore, now that I'm a mod here, I guess I see things from their perspective and how big of a pain trolls can be.

Mine? I think it was BellaGattita or something. It was at the beginning of last year. What was/ is your user name there. I hope you weren't one of the people I pissed off!

I usually use the name Kitten on most forums. But I don't want anyone from a forum I've trolled on to associate it with me just in case somebody from there reads this forum. I wanted to remain anonymous. BellaGattita just means Beautiful Kitten in Italian. I wouldn't expect most people to understand Italian and make the connection to me. Now I want to find you on there but they've gone and blocked me from accessing the site. Do you remember seeing the name when you were on there? I was on for about 2 months before I got the sack. "Forbidden" Bad bad Kitten!

I can't even access that page, it just comes up as "forbidden." They banned my IP.

You must of missed me! I don't recall seeing you either, if I had we could of had some fun over there. I was there August and September of last season and was banned in late September when they finally figured out I was a troll. I didn't have that many posts, I think about 21 before getting banned, mainly just silly poems I'd place randomly in threads.

LOL, they were mostly random things I made up on the spot and unfortunately they are all since deleted as of last year. I'd write stuff like this and just post it randomly:

Oh these Bears, oh these Bears,oh these Bears, see how they run, see how they run. They all ran after the cheese maker's wife. He cut off their tails with a carving knife. Now have you ever seen such a deplorable sight? Oh these Bears.

I had one for Hester:

As I sit thinking of ways to pester.
When such a delightful idea occurred to me.
Why only pester when you can pester Hester!

I can't remember the Pepper whack one, but Cutler wang was the one that somebody figured out what I was talking about and threw a hissy fit. Those poems were a bit on the naughty side.

Another one was about Bumbling, Stumbling, Fumbling Bears. Peppers was "Bumbling," Hester was "Stumbling," and Cutler was "Fumbling."

I like to use, but I didn't write it: "Fuzzy Wuzzy wuz a Bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no Hair. Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy wuz he?"

And Pooh Bear, silly old Bears. Also had Goldilocks and The Three Little Bears (Bumbly, Stumbly and Fumbly).

I can't remember most of them exactly, they were more designed to irk and be silly. I never thought they'd ban me for doing that. I never used profanity or insulted another member directly.