How come?????????????

Is Superman really faster than a speeding bullet ?

Where do shadow people come from? And what do they want?

How come when your finger is up your nose people think your picking it. I've never picked my nose once. I've had it since I was born.
How come I can't point to my brain by sticking my finger up my nose? Just curious


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Are you that sure oriface is your nose ? lol

How come when someone farts they say "did u just cut the cheese?"

How come we used to wear our underwear under our hip & our pants above
How come we now do the opposite

At one time bell bottoms and hot pants were in style. Someone took a wrong turn on the road. Style has gone out of style, as did Disco Music and Roy Rodgers.

fashions are like the circle of life. They come back around eventually

I NEED SOME FOOTBALL !!! Was that to loud ?

that was excellent.

How come tear & tear are spelled the same way? When ur crying u don't know if ur tear-ing a piece of paper or shedding a tear.

How can a horse without stopping ?

plug'm up w/a cork. Just kidding plz don't send me no hate mail.

PETA will be seeking you out. Leave the country quick.

Why does a fly take off backwards ?

lol

Who got to take this picture ?

wish I could say it was me

When you turn on a fan, why does it start on high instead of starting on low and working your way up?

so it can blow u away. Bad joke plz don't throw anything.

....................he says as a flowerpot whizzes across the room in his direction......................

better that than knives

.....Peaches have fuzz.
.....Women have to go to the powder room as a herd.
.....A knife can get dull just sitting in a drawer.

Why can't liquor freeze?

If ketchup is good on french fries, Why isn't it good on mashed potatoes?

Why does ketchup ONLY come out in a glob in glass ketchup bottles?

What would Barnes & Nobles do if I put all the bibles in the Fiction section?