Happy Male Extortion Day!!

roflmao, heath! i enjoyed it!!! anyhoo - back to gakk trying to "keep up" with cheesey & i'm talking posting here, people - no WAY will you be able to do it captain gakk!! cheesey is a posting maniac!!!!!! :wink: :lol:

Cheesy is a posting maniac!!!

Hi Jules!!!

Tis true.....i AM a maniac!!!
But then, i HAVE to do something with this LOAD of brains i have! :roll:

It's that time of year again.

Men you must spend money unless you can start an argument soon and then say you are still mad on the 14th and that is why you did not buy anything. You have to find something to be upset about.

Or go out of town on business.

I don't know why, but as I clicked this thread I checked to see if I still had my wallet.

i have no valentine this year.

ouch

hmmm...not so much i guess. men suck!!!! :tantrum: :rotflmao:

I can think of 15 people on here that wouldn't mind being your valentine, judging by how often they hit on you :rotflmao:

Oh jeese. Me too!

Hey! We can remedy this.

We can be each others Valentine.

Tell you what.... I will send you one of those $100 Vermont Teddy Bears with a heart shaped bow tie, and you can send me a case of Molson Canadian and a bottle of rye.

We can spend Wednesday night Private Messaging each other while you hug your Teddy Bear and I hug the toilet.

Raider Pride.

hmm...names & numbers?!?

... interesting ....

LOL - thanks for the laugh, rp - a well needed one!! and funny you should mention vermont teddy bears - i have like 5 or 6. how bout we reverse the proposition?

How about a New Holiday ?

Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows, and any other baubles that women find romantic.

Here's a secret: Guys feel left out. That's right -- left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their lives. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 14th is now officially "Steak & BJ Day."

Simple, effective and self-explanatory, this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town. The name of the holiday explains it all; just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & BJ Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try that much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.

The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.

**** valentines

double ouch!!

not ALL men Illy :sad:

I heard there already WAS this holiday, but it only happens once every 100 years. The last time was in 1955.
So............we only have 48 more years to wait.

lol - i know, cheesey - just one in particular. :twisted:

but it's all good - i think i might have found a valentine after all.

Good for you Illy!

Way to go Illy!!!!!!!!!!! Illy's got a boyfriend, Illy's got a boyfriend...

Every holiday is so commercial these days. What happened to just being happy with each other?? Having your good health?? Waking up to a bright new beautiful day?? And thanking god for all the blessings in your life??

Good God, I started reading on page one of this thread and thought I had forgotten the BIG DAY. Then I looked at the dates......whew, I'm saved for at least 24 hours. After 43 years of marriage it gets hard to think of a unique gift so we have a mutual agreement......She says, "don't get me anything. Lets just have some quiet time together this evening." Which translates to, "you big bozo, at least a card and dinner at the Montana Club ($$$$$) would be nice." And I say, "did you get a raise today?" End of discussion.

Lets see, if I can get some red construction paper from the art room, have some kid draw a heart and cut it out, and put Happy Valentines Day on it, I should be in the clear. :thumbsup:

Same kid that stuck his tongue to the fence? :thumbsup:

I actually thought of him as he is sort of the "cheesey" type...clown, warped humor, etc.

I guess they need to add that definition to the dictionary...........
"Cheesey": Clown, with warped sense of humor.

At least, at my funeral, i don't think there will be ANYONE that will be able to say...."He was dull and boring to be around!"
Just break down the word "FUNERAL" (for those that don't know, my REAL name is AL)
So.........FUN-ER-AL. (Can you think of a fun er AL to be around??? :thumbsup: