Future products that Brett Favre should endorse

The Brett Favre screwdriver set with screws.
Are you a disgruntled Brett Favre fan who is still not over his treatment from Ted Thompson and Mike McCarthy?
Is your wife bugging you to get those chores done around the house which involves fixing things using your screwdriver?
Well now you can get your revenge while making your wife happy with your screwing!
Then what you want is this set of 4 screwdrivers. Two are phillips and the other two are flat heads.
Each handle is inscribed with Brett Favre's autograph on the side and the #4 on the top.
Each set comes in Packer gold, Jet green or Viking purple.
Which color do you get? Well, that depends on which team Brett is playing for this week. Ya just never know.
And each set comes with 100 screws. Inscribed on half of the screws is Ted Thompson's name. On the other half is Mike McCarthy.
So go ahead and stick it to those guys while you screw away!
Order now and for just $20 more you can get the Brett Favre drill.
Each drill comes with a pic of a hot chick and a free set of crocs!
So go ahead and drill and screw thinking of Brett while you wear your crocs!
It's all good.

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Brett Favre Depends.........(he is getting to that stage of life)

It depends on the amount of money i can make off the Queens
It depends on my bladder holding out

Brett Gloves--guaranteed to drop things.
Brett Brain Juice--for the simple life.

Heimlich Maneuver Manual

Forward and contributions by the Worlds #1 authority on choking - Brett Farve

The Brett Favre Weasel.
Scientists have genetically altered this weasel for it's coat to change colors from Gold, to Green to Purple on a whim on any day.
And if the weasel runs away to a burrow in Mississippi, it may or may not come back to you depending on how it feels.
(It would be helpful for you to send three friends to it's burrow to coax it into coming back.)

Books by Brett:
How to win by avoiding mistakes.....
on second thought......
Instead it's just a damn coloring book!

How to be self centered in a team atmosphere.

How to string along coaches and fans by being a flip flopper.

Ways to cry while retiring

Yes you can! How to Retire and un-retire and to make even more money

3 things to do with a cell phone camera and a pair of crocs

20 surefire methods of winning over admirers while still being a douche

The Brett Favre prune-filled freshly baked turnover! Flakey on the outside and purple on the inside!

Wrangler Color Changing Jeans
They start out as Packer Gold, eventually change to Jets Green and then at some other point Vikings Purple.
And in between changing colors they will fade and start to get holes in them.
But just before you retire them for good, they will return to looking like new only to look worn out just a few days later to make you feel let down.
Just like Bret does.

The Brett Favre Manhood Enhancer Kit
Is there a certain woman who might have caught your eye with her assets and you want to impress her?
Well now you can with the BFMEK!
Here's how it works.
Just take a picture of your member.
And send her a text of it.
The phone will instantly recognize her number and will send her a pic of your manliness a little bit bigger than it really is!
And if the two of you should end up in a bedroom together, we do include a book full of excuses why it looked smaller in the text.
Such as, "The camera adds 5 inches."
Don't delay, order today!
Free with every order are the numbers of 10 buxom babes in your area who are available!

Well, I was thinking either Verizon or AT&T - some unlimited friends and family texting plan; Crocs; and later with the "Intercept that pass with Depends™" campaign.

The Brett Favre Iron Man Robot Kit
Hey kids!
Hey science project geeks!
How would you like to build your very own working iron man walking talking robot!
Modeled after Brett Favre, this robot can take a beating and will never let you down.
It is reliable to start time and time again.
It walks. It talks. It can take pictures of members of your family and text them!
So order one right now.
Operators are standing by.

(A few months later here's the email your going to get.)
Brett Favre Iron Man Robot Recall.
Due to manufacturing defects, our robots have been found out going over to neighbor's and enemies houses just on a whim.
And sometimes they quit and then start up again for no real reason. Especially during the spring and summer months.
And we have found that they start to rust and quit for good after 297 consecutive days of use.
We apologize for our Brett Favre product making life difficult to you.
If you send it back and we fix it, then you will need 3 friends to come back and reclaim him.

"Throw it AWAY! Throw it AWAY! Why did he throw...? DAMMIT." :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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Maybe Favre would be a good spokesperson for one of those OCD Hoarders type foundations :happy0005:

I love the look on Holmgren's face when Favre says, "Want me to wear those for ya?"

As fun as all that is to watch, I am SO GLAD IT'S OVER. LOL

Oh, come on... Favre's got a least 10 more years of playing football in him. He loves to play - he loves the game more than anyone!!!! You won't deny him the right to play if he's so happy playing, will you?

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Hey, if he could make the Vikings scuffle for the next couple of years, I'd be all for it...but I bet even they have had enough. LOL

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Favre could always endorse Snickers - "Not going anywhere for a while?"

Introducing the Brett Favre magic lense. Powerful enough to make the most of any shortcomings; accentuate even the teeniest, weeniest of attributes. Sure to impress all the ladies and promote "hands-on" activities. Order now and for only $4 more, you'll recieve the airbrush cover-up attachment. Sure to cover any unsightly age spot or wrinkle. Don't show the young gals what you have...show them what you want them to see.

He didn't look so happy this year. And why would you think ten more years when he couldn't even finish up the last two games?

Maybe he can front for a waffle iron, like Foreman does for that hamburger grill thing?