Future products that Brett Favre should endorse

1) The Burnt Favre Waffle Head waffle iron.
Each waffle is either Vikings purple, Jet green or Packer Gold. Each one in the shape of a number 4. And even after pouring in the batter, sometimes the waffle is there. Other times it goes away, only to come back later. Just like Brett.

2) The Farve Yo-Yo. Does it come back up? Sometimes yes other times no. Or else it just sits there indecisive or will pop back up unexpectidly.

3) The Brett Favre spare tire. Is it in your trunk when you need it? Maybe. But when it is there and you put it on, you are in constant fear while driving. Why? Because it could become unreliable and go flat on you at any time.

4) Farve Flakes Cereal. Take a chance on buying a box which may or may not actually have cereal in it. If it's empty, expect to be let down just like the Packer fans. And if the box does have any cereal, there's no telling how much is in each box.
Favre Flakes. The breakfast of flip floppers.

5) The Brett Favre Retirement Plan. (BFRP)
Feel like quitting? But then having second thoughts a few days later after telling your boss? But then your boss tells you that you've been replaced and that you can come back to a demoted position? If you are going through this then be sure to get the BFRP. The BFRP will guarantee that you will not only be rehired but that you will be able to work for a competing company and that you will be despised by your former co-workers and clients. Sign up for the BFRP today!
Please note: Only those who have worked for 16 years at their current place of employment are eligible.

Anyone else can feel free to add on your own ideas.

HAHA LOL thats ace

Hehe, Nice mate

Thanx a lot, guys!

A couple more I just thought of:

6) The Favre Football. Looks just like the football the pros use. Acts like the football Brett Favre throws. Inside each football is a device that will have 70-80% of your passes be dead on accurate with bullet like speed. Just like how Brett throws. The other 30-20% of your passes will either go wildly anywhere on the field or be intercepted by the other team. Guaranteed.
Where will the ball go? Which pass will be caught by whom? Ya just never know.
Act now and for an extra $5.00 you can get the Favre Frisbee which acts the same as the football, for when you play Ultimate Frisbee with your team.

7) The always changing Brett Favre jersey. This #4 jersey is made with a special material which on any given Sunday will change colors. You never know when it will be Packer Green, Vikings Purple or Jet Green.
And to signify Brett's on again, off again retirement, it will change to black during the other six days of the week.

Those are just great!

Love the 3 you added

8] The Brett Farve Business Ethics Guild - How to Retire and Unretire for success at work! Also included, How to manipulate, Cheat, Lie, and plain flat out whine to get your way at work. For example, When the boss tells you to be on time demand a transfer! Then send a company wide email on how you were told you couldn't work for the company anymore, and how your going to go to work for a competitor. Basically how to become the biggest douchebag in your industry in 5 easy steps. Guaranteed to work.

BONUS - Free online Video Lectures on exactly what to say and a glossary of terms including such words as Schism, Revenge and Interception.

Why thank you!

I'll always add more if they come up.

Kewl! Someone else came up with one!
Love it! It's a good one.

9) The Brett Favre GPS (BFGPS)
Up for an adventure? Then put this device in your vehicle whenever you leave your house.
Here's how it works: It will not lead you to your intended destination. Instead it will instruct you to end up anywhere in town that you didn't know you were going to!
And not only that but at any time you could end up in any of four states or cities.
That's right! You could end up in Green Bay Wisconsin. Minneapolis Minnesota. East Ruthorford New Jersey. Or anywhere in Mississippi. You will see places that you never even dreamed of seeing!
And not only that. As another way to enhance your adventure sometimes the BFGPS works and sometimes it just blacks out while your stuck in the middle of nowhere. And of course it will always tell you to change your direction at a moments notice.
Act now and we will also send you the Brett Favre Steering Wheel. When you turn one way, the wheels may go the opposite way.
Just like Brett. Unpredictible and ya never know!
Don't delay. Order today!

10) The Brett Favre dummy.
Wanna feel like Brad Childress or Brett's bitch?
Here's what we do.
We send the dummy to the nearest airport. (And by dummy, we mean a mannequin and not the real Bret Favre.)
You show up in your vehicle. Put the dummy in the passenger seat and you will feel like you are driving Brett to the mall, to your work place, or back to your house.
Just put him in your car whenever you go out so that you can feel like your driving him around as you think of yourself as the head coach.

11) The Bret Favre fire prevention kit for job slackers
Are you not being as productive at work as you should be?
And is your boss threatening to fire you and have you replaced because of your lack of productivity?
Wanna stay "in the game" just like Bret did when Brad wanted to take him out?
Well, now your worries are over!
Do whatever you feel like doing at work and still keep your job with the Brett Favre Slacker Kit.
Each kit comes with a set of photos of intimidating looks of Brett. Included are also tape recorded phrases by the Great One such as:
You can't fire me! You need me around!
You ain't gonna cut me, bitch!
I'm the best thing you got right now! You ain't taking me out!
Plus 10 more!
Just practice looking and sounding like Bret and there is no way the boss will let you go even as you lose money or accounts for the company you work for!
Order now! We are telling you to order now! Not tomorrow, right now! Pick up the phone and order it now, bitches!

12) From the Favre vineyards it's: Mystery Wine!
Is there wine in the bottle?
Or is it empty?
And what color is it?
Gold, green or purple?
Just like Brett, ya never know what's in there.
Go on. Take a chance with him as his teams do.
We dare ya.
(Special note to overseas buyers: We can't guarantee that you will get a bottle since custom's officials may intercept the bottles during crucial moments during the season.)

How bout the Brett Energizer Battery. He just keeps going and going and going.....

The Brett Favre crocs
Comes with a cell phone camera and a pair of knee high Wranglers.

There's actually a photo of the product: http://cheeseheadtv.com/lounge/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/favre.crocs-1-450x450.png

Don't forget the Brett Favre Cast!

For a measly $36 you can buy cast materials to put on any ligament you want! Use it to avoid going to work, having to work out, having to do the dishes, or even steal money from your company for workers compensation! It's easy, just put on the cast, take the included doctors note, and WHAM! You'r drinking beer and getting paid!

Act now and we'll even throw in a 5% discount on your next surgery! Thats right kids, Even you can be a legend!

Brett Favre Douch Bags

Brett Favre should endorse womens Feminine products.

But wait. There's more!
We'll even throw in some posters of buxom beauties for you to...um....think about while wearing your crocs and using your camera!
Order today!
Hot operators are standing by!

13) The Brett Favre TV Remote Control
It's fun!
It's easy to use!
It's unpredictable, just like Brett Favre!
Punch in channel 9 and you may get channel 4!
Try channel 32 and you may get channel 6 instead!
Push the up arrow key and the garage door may open!
Try channel 10 and maybe, if your lucky you will get channel 10!
Turn it on and the TV may explode!
Is Brett Favre giving yet another news conference to announce that he is retiring, coming back or not sure?
Well, turn on the Favre remote and it will take you to the channel with the press conference right away!
Or maybe you will get footage of Brett throwing passes to high school students.
Order now and we will give you a gift. What is it you ask?
It's a surprise. Just like how Favre is full of surprises. You just don't know what you'll get.
Order yours today!

The Brett Favre 8 Ball

With answers to all your favorite questions:

Sources say no!
Future hazy, wait till after 1st Preseason game
Jets
Vikings
Doubtful, just had surgery
Definately, after training camp.
Interception outlook good.

haha man these are hilarious

9) RESTASIS: "Hey there, I'm future Hall of Famer Brett Favre. When I'm not throwing touchdown passes, I'm usually crying. Do you have trouble producing your own tears? If so, talk to your doctor about Restasis. I did! Now I can be a drama queen anytime I want!!Thanks Restasis!"

Props for the photoshop!!!

Excellent posts gentlemen. I would add:

Brett Tears: Stick-on clear silicone tears to give that extra special touch of sincerity when you're lying to the press, your wife, friends, etc.

Brett's Guys: Glossy, lifesized pictures of all the guys you really, really want to be around. Cut them out, mount on cardboard in your room and love being loved by your guys every minute of every day without the need for them to fly long distances to be near you.

ESPN has announced an addition to it's network.
The 24 hour 7 day a week High-lights Brett Favre Fan channel.
Yup.
It's now all Brett all the time.
Watch in hi-def full color Brett making completion after completion and touch down pass time and time again.
"This will give my fans the chance to Ti-vo me, the great one, when they didn't do it the first time, like they should have." Says Brett Favre. "Honestly. I can't imagine anyone not being a fan of me. The ratings for this cable channel will skyrocket. Anyone who doesn't like me needs to have their head examined."
Remarked Chet Wilson. ESPN VP of operations. "Here at the ESPN family we have decided to honor Brett Favre by doing this. Of course you won't see one interception or any lost games. Why should we do that? As far as we're concerned Brett has won every game he ever played in and made every single throw he ever made. He is the best football player ever. We're amazed that 10 other players are also on the field when he is. What's up with that?"
The ESPN Favre Fan channel.
Call your cable provider to order today!
(Special note: ESPN will be sure to cut in with the Favre Fan Channel on any network during each Packer game to remind Packers fans what they are missing. If your in Wisconsin, you will get a 3 hour free sample each week. You lucky dogs!)