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funny dallas cowboys poem

Discussion in 'Smack Area' started by JoshTheChild, Jan 15, 2008.

  1. JoshTheChild Cheesehead

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    Twas the day after DALLAS
    and Romo was sad,
    He sat in the corner
    and Jerry Jones was just mad

    Phillips keeps choking
    and Tony is weeping,
    a trip down to Mexico,
    with whom was he sleeping?

    They sat in their rooms,
    poor Cowboyz, the pain
    the sorrow, the hate
    their tears are in vein.

    So into their holes
    the Cowboyz did crawl,
    Like Ownens' press confrence,
    much did they ball.

    Alas, but weak hopes
    now evade poor Dallas,
    they sat in their holes
    while Favre danced in his Palace.

    Memories of victory
    did fly through their head,
    "Getcha popcorn ready"
    Misguided Owens had said.

    The all-pursued trophy
    had been in their grasp,
    But when Tony was picked
    O much did they gasp

    Yes, Cowboy fans
    once jolly ole' folk,
    To make it so far
    and do nothing but choke.
  2. cheesey Cheesehead

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    Romo should be with the Vikings, with the choke jobs he has had.

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