Finish This Sentence......

The Chicago Bears suck because....

...because it says so in the song and you can't un-write a good song.

'nuff said

Can NEVER say enough bad things about Da Bears!!


because.....they always think a new QB will get them to a Superbowl?

...they always think they are better than the pack in every way and have no respect for real football history, just like their scumbag fans.*


*can also be applied to the vikings organization

because they try to win with an outdated concept. Also poor ownership.

Minnesota blows and Chicago sucks. That's why they keep trying to put windmill farms in Wisconsin.

to answer the question Bill says it best. [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UZvIZAHjlY"]YouTube - ‪Bill Murray "It Just Doesn't Matter!" ‬‏[/ame]

I like your thing about the windmill farms. I didn't listen to your Bill Murray thing though because I know he's a big Bears fan. I heard he was a real weeny at the NFC Division Championship game.

A drunk wienie at that.

Bill Murray To Packer Fan At Soldier Field Last Sunday: "Nitschke is a pussy."

I dont care how many times you made me laugh, Ill jack you up for that.

Thanks for posting that, ivo. I certainly won't be laughing at him anytime soon unless it's just because he's stupid enough to be a Bears fan.

...because they STILL whine that the Magic Man was over the line when he beat the Bears.

They need to be reminded, as I tell the kids I coach, the ref and ump don't call what happens, they call the game as to what they think happened. Really hard to justify the obviously blatant or homer calls sometimes.
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OK no more Bill Murray. [√]
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Holy crap, you're leaving a lot of leeway there. Anyways, here goes.......

The Chicago Bears suck because of their drunken, classless, brain damaged, disgusting, fat *** fans who somehow think any Bears team that manages to win more games than they lose is the reincarnation of the '85 team, their owners, a GM who is clueless, a coach who is even more clueless than their GM and a gutless, overpaid QB.

I think that about sums it up for me since that's all I can remember for now.

Oh, and add that giant douche bag Bill Murray to the list.


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Not to mention that the 85' bears was the single most overrated team in the history of sports.

A team with a mediocre QB and no offensive weapons other than a RB (one of the best of all time, but still). A team with an innovative, aggressive defense that worked miracles while it was new but once teams figured it out, was exposed for it's overaggressiveness, leaving the backfield empty and susceptible for big plays if the zero blitz was picked up.

A team that was only good in the 80's where the passing game was second fiddle to the running game, yet is treated as the greatest team ever assembled, as it could hold a candle to the 62' Packers.

The '85 Bears team was built around the great defense. Definitely one of the best defenses of all time. But I agree, not one of the best all around teams.

Heck, even the 85 Bears QB ended his career as a benchwarmer for Favre.

but he does have more SB rings than Favre.

Well, I'm kind of hoping for a few more with Rodgers.

They don't have Matt Flynn.

But then, who else but the Packers does?

Because the best their fans can give us is their all time record vs. the Packers which is narrowing and has anyone noticed that most of those "vaunted" wins are before 1990?

Well, I have also heard them pull out the "We have more players in the hall of fame" argument, but Chicago had a MUCH larger payroll than GB did back in the days.

I agree with the Minnesota blows and Chicago sucks theory. It's always windy here in Wisconsin.