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"Cheesey's song"

Discussion in 'The Atrium' started by cheesey, Apr 17, 2008.

  1. cheesey
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    Sung to the tune "Half Breed" by Cher

    Mom said i talked like a kid with a paper brain,
    Dad said that i was "Such a PAIN."

    I went to every school in town
    when you make bad jokes they don't want you around!

    CHORUS:
    "Cheesey!" Thats all i ever heard
    "Cheesey", how i learned to love the word,
    "Cheesey" He's no good they warn,
    making real dumb jokes since the day i was born.

    I never went to a comedy club
    I was too afraid i might be a flub.
    Now i spend my time on the Packerforum site
    Most members think "Cheesey's head ain't quite right"

    (chorus)

    I know most of my jokes are kind of lame
    But how'd ya think i got my name?
    I go around tellin' all my jokes for free,
    Give him a "laff trak" he's the CHEE-ZEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

    "Cheesey!!!" Thats all i ever heard!
    "CHEESEY!!!" How i really earned the word,
    "CHEESEY! His jokes are lame they warn
    Makin' real lame jokes since the very day i was born!
    :wink:
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    LOL Well done. :lol:
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    hahahaha that is classic, I especially enjoy:

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    I don't know why..........but sometimes that stuff just pops into my head. (So much empty space i guess)
    Then i just can't get it out of my head till i write it down. It's not like i said "I think i'll write a dumb song", it just happens. It was all of about 15 minutes, and it was done.
    I don't know whats wrong with me...........(i know i'm setting myself up for some good replies to that one)
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    Ah cheesey my friend, where to begin?

    If a book were to be written on that subject, it would make "War and Peace" look like a short story!

    And if I were to attempt to documnet that much material on this forum, it would overload Ryan's servers in a heartbeat!

    Bwaaahaaaa :p
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    I had more of this in mind for the theme song ...

    "To Rundgrens Bang the Drum"

    I don’t want to work
    I want to write on my comp all day
    I don’t want to play
    I just want to post on the threads today.

    Ever since I was a tiny cheese
    I don’t want no candy
    I just need those keys
    I took a PC and a coffee can
    I bang on that thing ’til I got
    Blisters on my hand because

    When I get older they think I’m a fool
    With my spelling errors I should have stayed in school
    Mrs. Cheesey caught me pounding on the keys with my hands
    But my posts were so hot
    I made the Mrs. Cheesey wanna dance
    And that’s why

    I don’t want to work
    I want to write on my comp all day
    I don’t want to play
    I just want to post on the threads today.

    Listen to this
    Every day when I take the wife to work
    I feel so frustrated
    That Vikes fans are jerks
    And I get my computer and go out to the shed
    And I pound on that sucker till the threads are dead
    Because

    I don’t want to work
    I want to write on my comp all day
    I don’t want to play
    I just want to post on the threads today.

    I can bang those keys
    Hey, you wanna take a bang at it?
    I can do this all day
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    Maybe.........."War and Cheese"??? :lol:
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    I wasn't fondue of that at all. It wasn't very gouda. :)
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    There's a Wisconsin town named after fondue. It was named because of a comment at a party...........A guy was dipping croutons, looked at his friend and said......."Hey, does this "Fond Du Lac" something to you???" :wink:
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    I hope it's done using the polka version.
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    I'm impressed!!!!
    GOOD JOB!!!
    I missed this before, cause you posted it just before my response to Vikes!
    Just saw it now.........I'm sitting here humming the song!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    :pop: mr. cheesey called me in the room, and told me of the song you wrote, it really was unique, found me and the cheese singing and laughing. it really was good, we are still singing it, i was more familar with the song of your choice then the cheesey's song, so i was able to sing with fun and laughter. thanks for including me in on the fun :p

    :oops: was sick this week, i am not sure what the deal is, meds i take, or what, but i will tell you its real stressful when you have to deal with work to be sick...... they give more stress then it is to be sick,

    :lol: so i found real fun in your tune of laughter! best part, it stopped the cheese and myself from bickering on the standard issues of the day's problems.

    :roll: funny part i almost looked up the green bay thread to taddle on the character of the cheese, other than just stinky, he can be. maybe its the money issue, i suppose that can be a sticky situation for anyone that has to deal with unpleasant situations,

    :wink: so later we made up, not as if we were fighting,......(maybe a little) the cheese comes thru with a heartfelt text on my phone, telling me to come home and later we went to the bowling alley. the cheese was able to attempt bowling, which he hasn't tried to do for years. what fun that was, a sunday evening, very few people around playing, the red pin night, you strike, you cash in $2.00, so 2 times paid to the cheesey and my supper was paid for, giggle giggle,i'm still a cheap date. best part, the cheesey left the place being noticed popular again, :roll: (it's like that everywhere he goes!)

    he even let me win, at darts. then a trip to the bog, to night hawk for a golf ball trip. i still find fun in that, i like to dare the cheesey and hes a chicken at first, but before we attempt the dare, we get our story right first, if we get caught by the "fuzz".,.giggle, giggle "we are sight seeing with the puppy for deer" :lol:

    a night out on the town, and still gas in the car, and no red and blue berries for the night, (no night in the slammer for cheesey)

    thanks for the song of fun, and laughter set the mood relaxed and giggly :D

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