Cheesey Jokes

Yes, it has been.

(Now........if i can just get someone to explain the jokes to me.........) :lol:

Just ask Mrs C. She is SMART.

She can't be THAT smart.........she married me.

I once heard cheesey wanted to open a factory that actually made cheese. Supposedly, Montana Bob caught wind of it and sent him a pm asking what type of cheese he was thinking of and how he would compete with the popular ones that were already being made?

Cheesey thought about it for a while then sent me a message back to Montana deciding to import cheese instead.

Montana Bob pm'd him a week later.

"How's the cheese importing coming along?" said Montana.

"Great." cheesey says, "I'm importing them from Israel."

"What do you call them?" questioned Montana?

Came the reply "Cheeses of Nazareth!" of course.

EDIT: Someone get on that picture.

I even had a song for my commercial lined up!
"I have decided, to swallow cheeses, no turning back, no turning back".......... :roll: :lol:

(Oh....that was TOO Cheesey.......even for ME!!!) :lol: :lol: :lol:

One time i went in to buy a new car..........when i told the salesman that everything i owned, i felt belonged to god, he said, "Oh......then i guess you will want to buy a Jesus Chrylsler".
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(SOMEONE!!!!! PLEASE STOP ME!!!!!) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
(I think the "CHEESEY ALERT" should be inserted into this thread!!!) :shock: :lol:

Cheesey was sitting at the table with Mrs C eating breakfast before she went to work in order to buy him tickets for a 2008 playoff game. (Oh darn that was suppose to be a secret. Sorry Mrs C.) Anyway, out of the blue Cheesey says,"Honey today while your at work I am going to paint the house." Mrs C says "No, no dear don't paint the house because then when I come home from work I will just have to clean everything up, just please don't do it." So she went to work and when she came home the house smelled like fresh paint. Fearing the worst she began looking around the house for Cheesey. When she could not find him on the lower level, she went up to their bedroom, and saw Cheesey laying on the floor with 2 coats on and sweating to death. She ran over to him and said, "Honey, honey what's wrong why on earth are you sweating like this?" Cheesey got up and grabbed the paint can, went over to Mrs C and said, "Well look at the can dummy, it says for best results put on 2 coats!"
I didn't know that Cheesey even had two coats.

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This is getting TOO "CHEESEY!"
(But funny as heck!!!)

I'm getting to that age................so last week i decided to try a sample pack of "Viagra".
I put the pill in my mouth, took a big swig of water, and wouldn't you know? The darn pill got stuck in my throat!!!! No matter how much water i drank, the darn pill wouldn't go down!!!!


All i ended up with was a "stiff" neck!!!!













So i threw the rest of the pills in the toilet.............i STILL can't get the toilet seat down!!!!

...and it looks a little flushed. If you don't get that checked out, urinalot of trouble.

You an Cheesey will get along just fine.. :lol:

BOOOOO!!!!!!!HISSSSSS!!!!!!!!!(I liked it!!! :lol: )

I know what you mean though...........i tried to fix it myself.........now i'm really POOPED! :wink:

Hey, no need to get pissy with me.

Yeah, broken seats aren't very a-commode-dating. (Okay, I should quit now. That one was pretty crappy.)

Oh geez.........i think we have found my "Anti-Cheesey"! :lol:
I'm gonna call "Mr. Whipple" and put in a complaint!!! :lol:

He's gonna make you fill out a TP-s report. (ohh a joke with an Office Space referrence. I'm on a roll.)

Your'e on a "roll?" (You must be butter!) :lol:

Last year I went to the store and bought some toiletries..................I planted them, and they STILL haven't grown!!!

Really? You did? Then when you joke around with someone, does that make it crapper planter packer banter?


(You all really shouldn't have let me see this thread.)

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LOLOL!!! One of my FAVORITE shows!!!! (My Mom HATED it!) :lol:
Oh the pain.......the pain of it all!!!

You know.......I'm starting to like you more and more!!! :lol:

I like the symmetry of your posts. I was going to quote it in this reply but I figure that one should stay with just you two. :yeah:

You two can get a room you know. :stop:

Nah......it wouldn't work. He's not my type! :lol: (I like GIRLS!!!)

This one had me laughing so hard.

I can't decide if that says more about you or me.


I don't think I want to know the answer.