Here's a few I thought of...
The two high-school sweethearts who went seperate ways when they went to different teams were brought together again through the wonders of fate on a mystical magical night.
"Let me show you what will happen to you if you go to prison, dawg."
"OK we won the game. Time to pay up on the bet, *****!"
"If only Vince could see me now. I know he'd be proud!"
It's sinner meeting saint.
"Man, they were right. Football is a great place to meet guys."
Saints player:
"When you said you wanted to pound me into the ground, I didn't think this is what you meant."
Photographer: This will get on the front page of the National Enquirer!
