Bears lose.......

The Chicago Bears lost today to the "Bye", 2 to 0 when QB Brian Griese tripped over his own feet in the endzone, fumbling the football out of the back of the endzone , causing a safety. Griese said "It was a bad move on my part, but at least the ball rolled out of the end of the endzone. At that point we were still in the game, and had the "bye" fell on the ball, we would have gave up a touchdown. The next time i had the ball, I over threw my nephew by 15 yards as the clock ran out. Man, it hurts to be SO close, only for me to pull a "Grossman" and blow the game. I'll tell you, it's frustrating. The "bye" was in a Tampa cover two, and I had pretty good protection in the pocket........I just plain "Rexed" it up."
Next the Bears go against the Oakland Raiders, who arn't quite as good as the "bye".
API, UPI, EIEIO

Bye week > Raiders

Bwaahaaa!

:wink: :lol:

The Bears jokes are boring now that all the Bear fans have tucked their tails and ran

I wasnt sure if you were referring to the CHicago Bears, or the U of Cal Bears. Please refer to them with the proper title: "Defending National Football Conference Champion Chicago Bears". That way, I will know exactly who you are referring to and will be able to more promptly respond to the posts.

LOLOLOLOL!!! Yes.....be sure NOT to refer to them as they are PRESENTLY known, "The 3-5 bottom dwelling has-been Chicago Bears". :wink: :lol:

I think I'll call them the 3-5 Chicago Bears. You should be able to figure out who I'm talking about from that description too.

Chitown Bears = Red-headed step child of the NFCN... that needs to be beaten...

Carrot Top getting a haircut from Ronald McDonald????
Wow.......thats like Rex Grossman giving Brian Griese "passing lessons". :lol:

I wonder if Grossman and Griese have attended Cade McNown's camp this past offseason.. "How to regress playing the QB position".. :lol:


Naa... Rexy managed that all by himself and took Griese along for the ride. :thumbsup:

They were validictorian and salutitorian.........both graduated with honors! :wink: :lol:
They will be spending next season as professors at said camp. Along with Todd Marinovich, Andre Ware, and guest speaker Tim Couch.

I wonder if Ryan Leaf with show up and threw a few punches at Rex for good measure... making sure he can take all the hits the media throws his way. :razz:

special appearance by Joey "pink pants" Harrington

They are presently known as the Defending National Football Conference Champion Chicago Bears. It is somewhat looking like they may not repeat. But as it stands, that is their title.

Because they are in such a hole this season, I am going to petition Goodell to allow Chi to play the rest of their games this year at Chicago's Home away from Home - Lambeau. That was the only easy game that Chicago has had all year.

How can ya not like a Bears' fan that goes by "4thand26" on a Packer Forum! :thumbsup:

Just trying to make sure the open wound doesn't heal...

If so, Rex shouldn't worry.......I doubt that Leaf's punch will connect any better then any of his passes did!!! :lol:

"Somewhat looking like they may not repeat"..........somewhat????LOLOLOL!!! :lol:

3-5, bottom of the division.
3-5, bottom of the division.
3-5, bottom of the division.
(Just want to make sure the open would doesn't heal!!!) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

The same bears that got humilated in the super bowl last season. Oh yeah those same old Chicago bears. Yeah easy game when it had to come down to the last second.

Thats okay the Vikings were sitting at home watching courtesy of the Arizona cardinals while the Packers were deep in the playoffs

Here are a few Viking wounds... which will never heal..

10) Dec. 28, 2003: On fourth-and-25 from the Vikings' 28, Arizona's Josh McCown hits Nate Poole for a touchdown as time expires to prevent the Vikings from advancing to the playoffs.

#9) March 2, 2005: On this date, Randy Moss was traded to the Oakland Raiders. This one could actually keep moving up over the years depending on how the star receiver performs for the Raiders. Or, it could fall off the list completely.

#8) Jan. 11, 1970: Super Bowl IV: After the Vikings cut the Chiefs' lead to 16-7 in the third quarter and capture momentum, Otis Taylor takes a short pass, breaks a couple of tackles and runs 46 yards for a score in a 23-7 victory.

# 7) Jan. 13, 1974: Super Bowl VIII: Trailing 17-0 in the first half, the Vikings move 74 yards to the Miami 6. On fourth-and-1 from the 6, Oscar Reed fumbles, and the Vikings never threaten again in a 24-7 loss.

#6) Jan. 12, 1975: Super Bowl IX: With the Vikings trailing 2-0 at halftime, Bill Brown fumbles the second-half kickoff, the Steelers recover and end up scoring what turned out to be the clinching touchdown in a 16-7 victory.

#5) Jan. 9, 1977: Super Bowl XI: In the first quarter, the Vikings' Fred McNeill blocks a punt by Ray Guy -- the first punt Guy ever had blocked -- and the Vikings take over at the Raiders' 3-yard line. But two plays later, Brent McClanahan fumbles, the Raiders recover and drive for the first score of the game and the momentum in a 32-14 victory.

#4) Jan. 14, 2001: NFC Championship Game: The heavily favored Vikings commit five turnovers and are outgained 518 yards to 114 and outscored 34-0 in the first half of a stunning 41-0 loss to the New York Giants.

#3) Oct. 12, 1989: The Herschel Walker trade: The Vikings trade Issiac Holt, David Howard, Darrin Nelson, Jesse Solomon, Alex Stewart and what ends up to be three first-round picks, three second-rounds picks, a third-round pick and a sixth-round pick to Dallas. The Cowboys use the picks to select Emmitt Smith and others to help them win three Super Bowls.

#2) Jan. 17, 1999: NFC Championship Game: With the Vikings leading 27-20, Gary Anderson misses a 37-yard field-goal attempt with 6:07 remaining against Atlanta -- his first miss of the season. The Falcons go on to score the tying touchdown and beat the Vikings 30-27 in overtime.

My Personal favorite..

#1) Dec. 28, 1975: NFC divisional playoff game: The Cowboys defeat the Vikings 17-14 on a last-second, 50-yard Hail Mary pass from Roger Staubach to Drew Pearson, who appears to push Nate Wright to the ground before making the catch and jogging into the end zone. And I repeat no flag on the very poorly covered play. :thumbsup:

Honorable mentions..

Jan. 17, 1988: NFC Championship Game: Darrin Nelson drops a pass at the goal line on fourth-and-4 from the Redskins' 6-yard-line with 52 seconds to play in a 17-10 loss to Washington.

Aug. 1, 2001: On a sweltering hot day early in Vikings training camp last summer, All-Pro offensive tackle Korey Stringer collapsed of heatstroke after morning workout drills, and lost consciousness. He was taken to the hospital with a body temperature of 108.8 degrees, and died about 15 hours later.

October 30, 1988: In one of the most memorable runs ever by an NFL quarterback, Steve Young scrambles 49 yards to score a touchdown with 1:58 left to give the 49ers a come-from-behind, 24-21 victory over Minnesota. Young, who can't find an open receiver on third down, eludes tackle attempts by at least four Vikings before stumbling the final few yards and diving into the end zone.

What about the 2 times The Queens ran out of time and missed their first round pick? 8)

Oh I think we could make another whole list on the Vikes draft follies..