Bears jokes

Q. How do you keep a Chicago Bears player out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts.

Q.. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Chicago Bears.


Q.. What do you call another 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Minnesota Vikings.

Q. What do you call a fan of the Bears, the Vikings and the Lions making Packers jokes even though the Packers just won Super Bowl 45?
A. The Three Stooges.

Posting this one as an example of poetic justice.
In your face creator of this joke wherever you are! Ha ha!
We won! You lost! We won! You lost!

Cheesehead School teacher
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Cheesehead.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they are
Cheeseheads too.
No one really knowing what a Cheesehead was, but wanting
to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy
fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen
who has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has
decided to be different.
“Because I’m not a Cheesehead.”
“Then”, asks the teacher, “what are you?”
“Why, I’m a proud bear Fan,” boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks
Kristen why she is a rebel.
“Well, my mom and dad are Bear Fans, so I’m a Bear Fan too.”
The teacher is now angry. “That’s no reason,” she says loudly. “What if
your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?”
A pause, and a smile. “Then,” says Kristen, “I’d be a Cheesehead

I think a Vikings fan posted this one on here.
Again, we get the last laugh!

The Seven Dwarfs were marching through the forest one day they fell in a deep, dark ravine. Snow White, who was following along, peered over the edge of the steep chasm and called out to the fallen dwarfs. From the depths of the dark hole a voice returned, "The Green Bay Packers are Super Bowl contenders."
Snow White thought to herself, "Thank God... at least Dopey's survived!"

How many Bears fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

50, one to change it and 49 to say what a great team the 85 Bears were.

I'm not sure I get this but I have to like it because it's dissin' the Bears. :Bananas:

Bear Joke: Their 2010 season.

So, Einstein doesn't want to go to this party because, being so smart, he never knows how to talk to other people. His wife encourages him.

"Just ask them their IQ and proceed with the conversation to the level of their intelligence", she suggested. Albert decided to try it.

So at the party, Albert approached the first man he came to and asked what his IQ was. To his surprise, the man replied "225". "Great!, Albert responded, "Would you like to discuss relativity?"

"Sure" the man responded and they had a nice discussion.

Albert moved on, and seeing a woman near the punch bowl, Albert approached and asked her what her IQ was. The lady responded "185". "Very good!" Albert said, "Would you like to discuss particle theory?"

"I would", the woman responded, and the two had an interesting discussion.

Feeling good Albert approached the next individual he saw and inquired about his IQ. The man drooled out "72".

Albert pondered and pondered not knowing what to say. Suddenly his face lit up "So, how about them Bears!"

:crazy:


:chisux:

The punchline down south for that joke is "How 'bout dem Dawgs".

Q: What do you call a ChicagoBear with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.


Q: What's the difference between the Chicago Bears & a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Don't really need Bears jokes....the Bears ARE the joke! :chisux:

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Thought this was a good place to share some bear related pics. Enjoy. :chisux:

The problem there is I don't facebook.

Sorry, I didn't know that was a pre-requisite.

OK. Now I feel obligated to provide you with a joke that you can access.

Q: What do the Chicago Bears and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both c an make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ!".

One of my favorites about Bears fans and Cutler. Once you get past the guys commercial for himself it's pretty funny.

BANG CARTOONS: "Pick Sick" - Cutler can't stop throwing INTs...

Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois?

On the first offense they give you Bears tickets, and on the second offense, they make you use them.

This may have been posted already but,

Q: What do the Chicago Bears and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

The difference a few miles can make.

O'Hare....LOTS of touchdowns
Soldier Field....hardly any touchdowns.