:jester: Found these in the comments section of NFL.com: What doe’s a Tampon and the Bears have in common? Only good for one period, they don’t have a second string, and they belong in the trash when you are done with them!! What do you say to a drunken alcoholic who is passed out on your car after a Bears game? “May I have your autograph Mr.Cutler?” What’s the sad part of a bus full of Bears fans going off a cliff? There was 6 open seats! The Chicago Bears signed Jay Cutler to a two-year extension. Or 100 fourth-quarter interceptions, whichever comes first. Bears QB Jay Cutler has been rumored to be -dating Hills Star Kristin Cavallari. Truth is he made a pass at Heidi Montag, but Kristin intercepted it. :Cheeky: Bonus: Patsies joke: Gisele Bundchen is reportedly pregnant with Tom Brady's child. If Brady can't make it to the delivery, perhaps Bill Belichick will tape it. You got any?