Bears fans miss the shoopster . . .

Ah, the irony . . . those pimply-faced punks wish they never lost respect for the shoopster, now that message board shall crumble and fall apart without yours shoop-ly there, to keep it in place . . .

Shoop, you are like Buford T Justice; a legend in your mind.

Thanks for the input, "big3" . . .

















































. . . "big3"?!? Who in the BLUE HELL are YOU?!? . . .

I'll just let my homeboy Will Smith tell you who I am;

Everywhere we go downtown or to a show
We have two necessities Big 3 and our limo
He's feared by suckers yet he's loved by kids
Pay attention and let me tell you who Big 3 is
He is our homeboy from around the block
He's regarded through the city as the hip-hop cop
Height about 5'8", weight about 190
Everywhere I go Big 3 is right behind me
He never laughs, never smiles nor sweats
He doesn't breaks arms or legs, only spines or necks
He once killed a man cause he would not let go of his Ego
Apollo Creed is a sucker Big 3 could beat Drago
He could bench about three hundred pounds
The cops all take a vacation, when Big 3's in town
He's the toughest around so everywhere that I go he goes
He's Big 3 and he's the first out the limo

(So damn tough)

I guess you're wondering why he's the first out the limo, yo, let me give you this bit of info
So you'll know the things that Big 3 can do and you'll know every single reason why he's down with the crew
The limo picks us up about a half past six
With the radio blasting our latest hit
It's me Jeff Ready Rock, Omar and J.L.
Big 3 is up front as we depart the hotel
First we cause chaos throughout the city streets
Then maybe stop at Burger King for a bite to eat
And if somebody gets stupid while we're in the place
Big 3 cancels his order and bites off their face
He's not a troublemaker in fact, he's a trouble breaker
And if somebody gets dumb, well it'll only take a second or two, after some fool snaps
Law and order is restored by my hero Big 3's slaps.
Wheel off into the limo, and head for the jam
Big 3 cracks all the knuckles, on both of his hands
And when we pull up to the show, the routine is unrehearsed
It's just natural that we let Big 3 hop out first
He clears the crowd without saying a word man
That's the loudest silence I've ever heard
A lot of times guys test him, by trying to bug
He just, leaves ring imprints, all over their mugs
He's a terminator, a Hercules of sorts
Man to hell with chess, he likes physical sports
You may not have known before but now you know
The reason why Big 3 is the first out the limo

(So damn tough)

We'd like to apologise to all of our fans
But please don't touch us when we're at our jams
Cause Big 3 don't like folks around us when we're doing a show
And if he punches you, uh-oh, better get Maaco
Still you weak rap dudes tempers are hot
Just because I've got something that you ain't got
If you want to get physical, rowdy or try to bomb me
I won't get excited, I'll just say Yo Big 3
You should a been kind, you shouldn't have snapped
Big 3 only hits you once and now you're taking a nap
And when he leaves you decapitated, crushed in the dust
You'll look up, and see your girl in the limo with us
You may think that's enough boy but I think not
Big 3 kick his face again I think you missed a spot
I roll down the limo window and yell bon voyage
You'll see your girl buck naked giving Big 3 a massage
I'm serious I'm not joking no doubt
You know how many doubters' bones have been broken
You may not have known before but now you know
The reason why big 3 is the first out the limo


In closing, we'd like to say this, to you bustas
If you're sceptical you'll probably get beat up, plus get
Embarrassed and laughed at, by all of your friends
And if you cross Big 3 it's the beginning of the end
Of life as you know it, you might not die, sir
But if you're not dead, you'll wish you were
But if you still wanna bug out, homeboy let's go
You can bug with Big 3 cause he's the first out the limo

Well, "big3", you care to quit stealing will smith's rap's and give your own input . . .

Oh sorry, I was just trying to be as cool as you shoop. What would you like to know?

Indeed "big3", indeed . . .

Poopster, don't you have to first get respect before losing it? You sir, never had it....indeed. :wink:

Well PackSack, let the shoopster ask you this . . .





































. . . Who in the BLUE HELL are you?!? . . .

some eccentric personalties can be extremely annoying. Most of the time people who talk in the 3rd person (shoopster or on the lions message board a guy called carlito2cool) are for some reason hilarious to me.

boooooo...

I am "The Arm".

Hmmmm......looks like someone is suffereing from a "superiority complex".

Cheesey, Now do you see what being picked last at kickball and being locked in their own locker does to people? It's sad really.

haha...nice.

Firewalk with me!

Nice. I didn't know if anyone on here would get that.

"There are owls everywhere."

LOLOL!!! Good response PS54!!! :lol: