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An "oldie".. but a goodie, just the same!

Discussion in 'Packer Fan Forum' started by IPBprez, Jan 20, 2005.

  1. IPBprez Cheesehead

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    WISCONSIN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART
    ***** Please read all of these to the end...it will be its own reward.

    @ +70 degrees
    Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
    People in WISCONSIN go swimming in the Rivers.


    @ +60 degrees
    North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
    People in WISCONSIN plant gardens.


    @ +50 degrees
    Californians shiver uncontrollably.
    People in WISCONSIN sunbathe.


    @ +40 degrees
    Italian & English cars won't start.
    People in WISCONSIN drive with the windows down.


    @ +32 degrees
    Distilled water freezes.
    Wisconsin River water gets thicker.


    @ +20 degrees
    Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats.
    People in WISCONSIN throw on a flannel shirt.


    @ +15 degrees
    Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
    People in WISCONSIN have the last cookout before it gets cold.


    @ +10 degrees
    People in Miami all die...
    CHEESEHEADS lick the flagpole.


    @ -20 degrees
    Californians fly away to Mexico.
    People in WISCONSIN get out their winter coats.


    @ -40 degrees
    Hollywood disintegrates.
    The Girl Scouts in WISCONSIN are selling cookies door to door.


    @ -60 degrees
    Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic.
    WISCONSIN Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.


    @ -80 degrees
    Mt. St. Helens freezes.
    People in WISCONSIN rent some videos.


    @ -100 degrees
    Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
    CHEESEHEADS get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.


    @ -297 degrees
    Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
    Cows in WISCONSIN complain about farmers with cold hands.


    @ -460 degrees
    ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
    People in WISCONSIN start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"


    @ -500 degrees
    Hell freezes over.
    The Vikings win the Super Bowl!     muuaaaahahahaha!
    IPBprez, Jan 20, 2005
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  2. dan7 Cheesehead

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    Temperature Conversion

    This is hilarious.....
    dan7, Jan 20, 2005
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    that is funny...good one.

    I have a question though...If you get divorced in Wisconsin are you still considered brother and sister?
    Vikeman, Jan 20, 2005
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  4. Ryan Cheesehead

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    Only if you were born in MN and enjoy watching men in tight purple pants.
    Ryan, Jan 20, 2005
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    nah...i prefer canary yellow and green...much more manlier.
    Vikeman, Jan 20, 2005
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  6. sixone220 Cheesehead

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    actually it's green and GOLD. the funny thing about that is that a lot of it is true.

    when you live in mn and wis, you do grill when it's cold as hell and drive with the windows down.
    sixone220, Jan 20, 2005
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  7. IPBprez Cheesehead

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    You were thinking of Kentucky - Remember.....?

    Aunt Dad, and Uncle Mom!
    IPBprez, Jan 21, 2005
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  8. gotarace27 Cheesehead

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    :lol: ROFL.... This is sure a timeless tale that will be shared by Packer fans for many generations to come!!!!! :mrgreen:
    gotarace27, Jan 21, 2005
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  9. IPBprez Cheesehead

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    Hey - just thinkin' - but we could have our own JOKES page, eh? I got a few more!
    IPBprez, Jan 21, 2005
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  10. Zero2Cool Cheesehead

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    lol nice one
    Zero2Cool, Jan 30, 2005
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  11. Zero2Cool Cheesehead

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    The Vikings have a whole roster full'em.
    Zero2Cool, Jan 30, 2005
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  12. Boy Scout Cheesehead

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    nice one
    Boy Scout, May 30, 2011
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  13. greenandgold I'm Dirty Hairy Callahan

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    Did somebody call out my name?
    greenandgold, May 30, 2011
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  14. GWheels Cheesehead

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    Nice post. Made me laugh.
    GWheels, May 30, 2011
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  15. GBPack2010 Cheesehead

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    LOL that was funny especially the negative temperatures. Classic.
    GBPack2010, May 31, 2011
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