Accident

There is this guy from Green Bay (Packers fan) driving to Chicago and this guy from Chicago (Bears fan) driving to Green Bay. In the middle of the night with no other cars on the road they hit each other head on and both cars go flying in different directions. The Packer fan manages to climb out of his car and surveys the damage he looks at his twisted car and says "man I am lucky to be alive". Likewise the Bears fan scrambles out of his car and looks at the wreckage and he too says to himself, "I can't believe I survived this wreck".

The Bear fan walks over to the Packer fan and says "Hey man I think this is a sign from god that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of rivals". The Packer fan thinks for a moment and says "you know your absolutely right we should be friends lets see what else survived this wreck". So the Packer fan pops his trunk and finds a bottle full of Jack Daniels. He says to the Bear fan "I think this is another sign from god that we should toast to our newfound understanding and friendship".
The Bear fan says "your damn right" he takes the bottle and starts sucking down Jack Daniels. After putting away nearly half the bottle the Bear fan hands it back to the Packer fan and says "your turn". The Packer fan twists the cap back on the bottle and says "nah I think I will wait for the cops to show up".

Now that's a Happy ending!!

Why write Bear fan just put Tank Johnson.

I did......

Might as well change "Packer fan" to Brett Favre while you are at it.

"When we drank, it was all or nothing," If we drank, let's go get a case and go till we can't go no more. We were out of control."
~ Scott Favre on his brother Brett's drinking problem

I'm glad Favres old problems amuse you, but remember bitch, like the Chicago Bears, he beat it.

Well it doesn't make sense anyway. Tank was like 10 or 11 oh wait that probably could've happened with Tank. The Bears would still have drafted him. :rotflmao:

There really is no Hope for you.....

He Beat It? Like the Bears? Huh?

This is your angry retort to us mentioning Lord Favre's drug and alcohol addiction?

OK Trombone, You win the argument.

your 'silly picture gimick' got old real fast.

thats a shame.

Yes it probably has gotten old....fast. But not quite as old as someone who has posted 6978 posts in 16 months.

From the average length of your posts, about six words per, you should have been able to post 6000+ post about your Beloved packers in about nine hours.

OK Tromba, It's "GIMMICK" time once again......Look Away

I have to agree Favres old problem are history, just like him beating the Bears.

So the Bears are having their best season, but here you are trolling through a packer site.

talk about pathetic

That is why I am here to talk about the pathetic packers.

PolarGrizz now you have gone and done it! He is going to dow hat.

You guys are usually great spellers, what has happened? Are you getting flustered?

Thats alright LT......he doesn't remember either! (All that inbreeding, you know!)

He HAS to do it now, cause even HE knows the chances of it ever happening again are VERY thin!

Someone ban this guy these comebacks are too hardcore for me.

Rainman....if I drop a box of toothpicks unto the floor, how long would it take you to count them, six seconds? The plane of exsistence that you function on is just two levels above a petrie dish augur culture.

Your doing the math on a post on how long it takes to post? My God! You're an Anal Retentive Autistic Nerd!

The Appalachian Mountains have nothing on Green Bay...
Keep smiling Nerd