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A Packer fan, a Lions fan and a Bears fan...

Discussion in 'Smack Area' started by mineral723, Jul 7, 2006.

  1. mineral723 Cheesehead

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    A Packer fan a Lions fan and a Bears fan are looking for a job and they see that the mafia is looking for a hitman. They talk to the mob boss and he instructs them to show up the next day with their wives.
    The next day, they show up with their wives as instructed.
    The mob boss first hands a gun to the Lions fan and tells him to shoot his wife. He declines. The Bears fan also declines. But the Packers fan takes the gun and heads into the back room with his wife.
    Two shots ring out. Then two more. Then two more.
    Then the mob boss hears a struggle and some screaming.
    The Packers fan emerges with his clothes ripped and is bleeding.
    The Packers fan tells the mob boss, "Some idiot loaded the gun with blanks, so I had to strangle her to death."

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