A bunch of Viking Jokes

Q: How many Packer fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Three--one to change it and two to talk about how great the last one was.

Q: What do you call a Minnesota Viking with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: Why doesn't Iowa have an NFL franchise?
A: Because then Minnesota would want one too.

Did you hear that the post office had to recall their Minnesota Vikings commemorative stamps? It seems people didn't know which side to spit on.

Q. What do the MINNESOTA VIKINGS & Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ"!

Q. What's the difference between RANDY MOSS and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar

Q. How many MINNESOTA VIKINGS does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!

Q. What do you call 52 people sitting around a TV watching the Super
Bowl?
A. The MINNESOTA VIKINGS

Q. What do you call a Minnesota Viking with an I.Q. of 40?
A. Coach.

Q. Why do Minnesota Viking defensive backs carry beepers?
A. So they can be told when there's a pass coming.

Q. What's the difference between Elvis and a good Vikings defense?
A. We can remember Elvis.

Q: Do you know why the Vikings coach got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.

Did you hear about the Vikings coach that bought an AM radio? It took him two weeks to find out that you could also listen to it at night!

And how about that new Minnesota Vikings Cologne? You wear it, and the other guy scores.

Q.Do you know why the Minnesota Vikings play in a dome?
A:God doesn't want to watch them play either.


Q.Do you know what a salvaged car and the Minnesota Vikings have in common?
A:No title.

Didn't want to start a new thread for Bears jokes and although they won a couple in the last decade it's still a classic. Enjoy.

A Bears fan walks into a bar in Wisconsin one wintery Sunday afternoon. He sits down and watches the rest of the game. The Packers are driving and Favre throws a pass for a touchdown. Just then a dog runs out from behind the bar and starts barking in excitement. The Bears fan looks in amazement at the dog and sips his beer. This goes on and on and when the Packers finally win the dog runs out from behind the bar and does a backflip. At this point the Bears fan can't hold his amazement any longer. He says to the bartender "that's amazing" the bartender nods in agreement. Then the Bears fan asks him "what happens if the Bears win?". The bartender looks at him and shrugs his shoulders "I dunno, I've only had him for ten years".

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zing!

The bears stilll suck as do the queens and little kittens GO PACK! :mrgreen:

that's a funny pic. I think it was from a manchester united game. that thing has been photoshopped so many times. still funny though.

My all time favorite Vikes related joke is this one:

Q: Whats the difference between a porcupine and the Metrodome?

A: A porcupine has 68,000 pricks on the OUTSIDE.


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lol, nice... very nice.

very very nice

All those jokes are pretty darned good.

dangit once again the title misleads me...i was expecting to see a picture of the vikings roster

LOL. the vikes are looosers! :crazy:

The Queens are losers because they are all a bunch of "purple helmet porcupines"... Get it? You know, purple headed pricks... :lol:

I like Schitty's avatar. It is a little stick figure of Schitty himself making another withdrawal from the sperm bank.

hey...no recycling jokes buddy.

Sorry. I thought that it did not post the first time.

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Not a specific Vikes joke but

What separates the one good team from the three bad ones in the NFC North?

The Wisconsin Border.

That is so very true.

What's the difference between a packer fan and a cup of yogurt?

The yogurt has culture.